
The final page is done! It was as annoying as it's ever been. Thanks for the support. We apologize to any bands who actually saw any of the stuff we wrote about them on here. We also haven't heard any new music in 2016 yet, because we wanted to punish ourselves for not finishing this yet. So now we can finally hear Anti and the new Two Inch.
There's also supposedly a new Kanye West album that The Music Media has not been covering at all. We haven't heard or read anything about this new Kanye West album because The Music Media seems to be avoiding all discussion about it. Apparently there's no anticipation for the new Kanye album and it hasn't at all been getting discussed to the point of nausea. So we're certainly not sick to death of The Music Media right now, and they have done a fantastic job of not ruining the new Kanye album for everyone. And it's certainly not one of the lowest points in the history of music journalism. Not at all.
Follow our playlist on Spotify. It's now updated and current with the entire top 130, with songs 131-200 getting added very soon.
| Hot Mix 2015 on Spotify |
| #200 - 166 | #165 - 131 | #130 - 101 | #100 -71 | #70 - 41 | #40 - 21 | #20 - 1 |
| All 200 Songs |
20. Dr. Dre featuring Kendrick Lamar, Marsha Ambrosius & Cancide Pillay “Genocide”
- 2000-2002: Dre spent this era securing his placement among the super-elite. During the summer of 2001, Napster obliged his request to ban any users who shared mp3s of his songs within their music libraries. Outside of his own singles, he produced classics such as "The Real Slim Shady," "Family Affair" and "In Da Club." He made Gwen Stefani cry during the vocal session for "Let Me Blow Your Mind." Not long afterwards, sales of 2001 would ultimately surpass The Chronic by 2 million, making this his most financially successful era up to that point.
- 2003-2005: Detox appeared on many "most anticipated albums of 2003" lists (including one written for this very website). His top 10's for this era include The Game's "How We Do," Eminem's "Just Lose It" and Gwen Stefani's "Rich Girl." While all three were successful, they suggest that Dre had been exhausting the same staccato bounciness he had once perfected during 2001-era, hinting at the possibility that this now tired technique would also surround Detox. Dr. Dre might have also grown bored of it since its release date remained delayed.
- 2006-2013: Detox gained notoriety for not getting released. Meanwhile, Dr. Dre becomes "BIG business" and is eventually crowned "the world's wealthiest musician." In 2012, he was the executive producer of Kendrick Lamar's good kid, m.A.A.d city. He doesn't seem to actually engineer any of the beats on this record, but he does appear on "The Recipe," which is the past decade's best song with any type of creative contribution from Dr. Dre.
- 2014-2015: The majority of Compton: A Soundtrack is recorded during the same time his puff-piece biopic is shot. Since the album's release, none of its songs have been allowed on Youtube, none of its songs charted with radio airplay, and its streaming availability remains limited only to those services without any type of "free with ads" level.
Dr. Dre might be slowly morphing into the Mr. Burns of hiphop. He could buy and sell all of you. Because he defines BIG business. Ever since the days of "Been There Done That" and "Hypnotize," a misconception sprouted that hiphop requires big business to survive, when really it doesn't at all. Redman's 2015 album sounded like a guy who just wanted to put out a fun record. He can star in a shitty pothead comedy movie anytime he wants. Big business? Sort of. Kanye is big business, but he's also an experimental avant-pop artist who released his entire discography between Dr. Dre's last two albums. While Kanye wears his soul on his sleeve, Dr. Dre might have nothing left to offer BUT big business.
In "Genocide," Kendrick's voice is instantly recognizable, while Dre's is no longer decipherable. The same voice from "California Love," "No Diggity" and "My Name Is" is absent from this album. Even within his vocal approach, he's now evidently a very different person. We accept that Dre is far past the point when he's willing to perform on MTV with the P-Funk Allstars, and he'll probably never do anything as fun as this ever again. But if his obsession with building a financial empire is the only thing influencing his music, why should anyone pretend that his 2010s output is worth caring about? If Compton was in fact his last record, then good riddance. In 2 years, everyone will have forgotten this ever happened, and fans can return to focusing on the classic era that made him Dr. Dre.
Available on Apple Music.
19. Carly Rae Jepsen “Favourite Colour”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gpGqGHEr_8
18. Kendrick Lamar “For Free? (Interlude)”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dciOaUsFvtY
17. Yuck “Hold Me Closer”
The loud-rock greats of the early-2010s are now all at least 6-7 years older than when their first records broke. Some of them stuck around and are as relevant as ever (No Age, Pile, Ringo Deathstarr), while others either vanished (Japandroids, Now Now, Mr. Dream, Swearin') or got way shitty (Merchandise, Silversun Pickups). We were hoping Yuck hadn't fallen into either of the latter categories, but if "Hold Me Closer" was any indication, they're on the verge of securing their place at the top of the former. There's something to be said for how seamlessly they've flowed from one release to the next despite their various line-up changes, including what could have been a detrimental replacement of their chief songwriter in 2013. With its lazy summertime fuzziness, a giant head-nodding groove and "only hooks" arrangement, "Hold Me Closer" might be within their 5 best songs yet. Not unlike "Chew," their other one-off from 2012, it's a great example of their simplistic mastery and hopefully a winking hint of what to expect from their recently announced 2016 LP. [P.S. Yuck conveniently waited until today to post this song on Spotify and we are psyched it's now in the mix.]16. Thundercat featuring Flying Lotus & Kamasi Washington "Them Changes"
15. Miguel "Coffee (Fucking)"
Dusty Springfield once sang, "Just a little lovin' early in the morning BEATS a cup of coffee." Miguel is a pretty horny dude, and he seems to have one-upped Dusty. This time around, it IS the coffee. Fucking is his invigorating first-thing-in-the-morning dopamine fix that he requires before showering, throwing on his suit/tie and beaming while strolling to the bus for his 9-to-5. Without the coffee, he'll be grouchy all day. The oils within freshly brewed coffee also contain antioxidants, so he considers this a healthy and necessary addiction. Coffee consumption is also an indicator of maturity, entering young people's lives right around puberty - the time when one might begin to feel the need for that extra boost of energy. It's among the most innocent legal addictive purchases available to the under-18s. And in one part, he describes his addiction as "a new religion," similar to R.E.M.'s use of "religion" as a metaphor. [The abbreviated December 2014 version of "Coffee" (with the abrupt ending) tied with "NWA" at #25 on last year's Hot Mix. Please disregard this and pretend that "NWA" was there by itself. Also, go for 2015's full album version of "Coffee" that doesn't include Wale's shitty verse.]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJAelCB8hdY
14. Alex G “Bug”
13. Surface To Air Missive “Going Out”
We just caught that Track 4 is called "Never Going Out Again," while later, Track 8 is titled "Going Out." So we want to think an outlook shifted at some point between tracks 5 and 7. There's also a moment towards the end of "Going Out" where sixteenth notes are played on a single piano tone, conjuring memories of rock's greatest single-piano-note moments. Only "I Wanna Be Your Dog" and "Go With The Flow" come to mind, but we know there are hundreds of these. Probably. "Going Out" debuted on Vimeo late summer, and signaled a new direction of S.A.M. that seemed equally focused on mathiness but infused even more hints of '70s AOR than on their self-titled from 2013.12. The Internet featuring Janelle Monea “Gabby”
It's almost tough to tell which vocal parts belong to Syd or Janelle during the first section of "Gabby." But it seems like they pull influence from each other's work and are very well matched in this setting. After about 2 minutes, the turntable switches to a lyric-less bonus groove in the same tempo, but with a slow 6/8 instead of the previously established 4/4. The atmosphere is twisted even further as their bassist nails the transition into its B-section. This moment might be Ego Death's most musically satisfying, made all the more tragic when it abruptly shuts down out of nowhere. Syd yoinks the tablecloth. Game over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Liq2H5jeAE
11. Missy Elliott featuring Pharrell Williams “WTF (Where They From)”
P.S. Between 2014-2015, Pharrell may have officially dethroned Nicki in the "most desirable guest rapper" category. He's still losing his mind over spaceships and aliens all these years later. "Lyrically, I'm Optimus Prime." Fuck yes.
P.P.S. The house-beat section sounds like something Ali G would use during mid-segment breaks.
P.P.P.S. We listen in the car. And the siren noise tricks us every time.
P.P.P.P.S. Any radio DJ who removes the amazing half-speed outro should be fired on the spot. Call the FCC and complain immediately.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO_3Qgib6RQ
10. Kendrick Lamar "Alright"
And as social progress shapes our pop music, the music provides strength and fuels justification even further. The world needed Black Messiah and Yeezus. And yes, the world NEEDED To Pimp A Butterfly. And "Alright" was the most essential protest song of 2015. In "Alright," Kendrick is hoarse. Tired, tired, tired of screaming about the same shit over and over, his voice exudes a roughness that was not present on good kid, m.A.A.d city. He occasionally tags Kamasi and Pharrell to briefly rejuvenate with their less-callused energy. #teamwork The vocal take used on To Pimp A Butterfly sounds like it might have been Kendrick's 25th. And that's what fighting the good fight is all about. Never give up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z938ya2fbPo
09. Palm “Ankles”
Large amphitheater-sized psychedelic rock shows have recently been utilizing more and more video loops from DVD spinners. Their repeated visual fragments (often 5 to 20 seconds of found footage video looped over and over for minutes on end) are often so hypnotic that they could elicit unthinking hypnosis from even the most sober concert attendee. "Ankles" seems similarly strategic in its trance-inducing repetition. After a disorienting (and instantly memorable) guitar-clash intro of eighth notes, the song enters a bizarre kaleidoscopic tunnel with no discernible meter. The drummer and bass player seem locked on a sequence of fermatas, which curiously also happens to be the section that includes the song's lyrics and vocal melody. Devo covering Piper at the Gates of Dawn with Panda Bear on lead vocals. Float downstream.08. Miguel "The Valley"
The valley is a vagina. Has that been confirmed yet? We're pretty sure that's the metaphor here. The first two letters in these words are "V" and "A" and they're both 6 letters. It's a warped journey while travelling through the unknown. It's his 36 year mission through Deep Space 9 with Jean Luc Picard in tow. We were gonna make a joke about how it sounded like he was singing "tits, clits," but as it turns out those actually are the words (lyrics shared with Beetlejuice's rap debut from a few years back).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMYsuUaWvV4
07. Earl Sweatshirt “Grief”
Despite the nasty cough syrup flavor, Earl's flow stays lucid and sharp as fuck. Once the darkness and drone passes, he says "fuck it" and allows the mire to consume him by choice. Just like in "Mantra," the codeine-coda (incorrectly assessed by at least one Singles Jukebox reviewer as "mood breaking") is the song's catchiest fragment - and of course, it's the only part of the song where Earl's voice is absent. When he sees snakes in the eyes of everyone he knows, why go outside? "Grief" is discomfort between sleep and awake with a weird taste in your mouth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ5Mu2gs-M8
06. Gnarwhal "That's Not Of Course"
05. Two Inch Astronaut "Good Behavior"
We're not gonna pretend to be experts on DC-area punk and hardcore. And we weren't obsessed with emo back in the day, although we were pretty big fans of The Get Up Kids and The Anniversary. However, Two Inch seem to have mastered the delicate process of selecting the most effective elements from both of these subgenres. The wildly intricate and unpredictable riffage typically resembles Dischord (notably their most frequently referenced comparison, the great Shudder To Think), and their hugely memorable vocal melodies can get pretty emo (in all the best ways). In the wrong hands, this combination can (and has) led to far more disastrous results, but Two Inch has remained locked in a stride of extreme dopeness ever since their legendary split 7-inch with Grass Is Green in back 2012. (YES, "LEGENDARY." YOU READ CORRECTLY.) So obviously, we were pumped as hell when a live session version of a then-unreleased track called "Good Behavior" unexpectedly snuck onto Spotify back in May (apparently without the band's knowledge). Compressed to sound huge with an enormous guitar tone, this version felt like the ultimate summer driving jam. Throw "Good Behavior" in the middle of your playlist or mixtape and finish off a Big Gulp full of Sprite. What else does anyone need, really? Months later, during a particularly warm December, they unveiled the official album version with J. Robbins behind the board. This is now the definitive, much rounder sounding, properly EQ'd, and was the perfect lead preview track for Personal Life. These guys are gonna blow the fuck up tomorrow, so watch out.04. Surface To Air Missive “Get in the Truck”
Taylor Ross's singing voice in Surface To Air Missive has always sounded so familiar, but we figured it might have been our brain playing tricks on us. After all, the album's tape warmth, precise guitar tone and boundless energy might have tricked just about anyone into believing that this was a lost proto-punk relic from the early '70s. We doubt even John Peel himself could have guessed correctly. But after a few moments of Spotify searches and detective work, we may have found our answer. Listen to "Get In The Truck," and then listen to "She May Call You Up Tonight" or "I Haven't Got The Nerve." He's a dead ringer for the dude from The Left Banke. We've also heard friends suggest completely justifiable comparisons to the Elephant 6 collective's '90s output, especially The Olivia Tremor Control and Surface's frequent tour mates Of Montreal (who no longer play their '90s songs on tour). "Get In The Truck" doesn't necessarily follow the "baroque aesthetic" hinted within Third Missive's relatively minimal pre-release campaign, but the song's remarkably enormous musical scope covers so much ground within three minutes while somehow never feeling especially busy.03. Miguel “Damned”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyhV1YqAZFs
02. Kendrick Lamar "King Kunta"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRK7PVJFbS8
01. Fetty Wap "Trap Queen"
Since the turn of the century, the amount of U.S. top 10 hits has drastically declined, while Top 40 radio continues allowing its sound to be primarily shaped by big business career artists with very little space left for odd one-off minor hits and one-hit-wonders. As a result, the event songs of the 2010s have been comparatively few and far between than what took place during the '80s and '90s, although "Super Bass," "Black and Yellow," "Call Me Maybe" and "Club Going Up On A Tuesday" seem to have defeated the odds. ("Pumped Up Kicks" and "Get Lucky" are two others that might qualify, although their demographic radius might not have been as wide. We personally never heard any kids on the playground asking their friends about these songs by their title.)
So in case anyone couldn't tell from our build up, "Trap Queen" was the undisputed event hit of 2015. After its humble beginnings during an unprecedented brief increase of new hiphop artist adds during the second half of 2014 (alongside names like Rae Sremmurd, Dej Loaf and O.T. Genasis), its popularity across multiple radio formats soared between March and April. To label "Trap Queen" as "structurally brilliant" might be an understatement. It's a 3-and-a-half minute song with an earwormy twice-sung chorus that exceeds 60 seconds without repeating any lines. It's quite possible that this is the longest chorus of any Top 5 hit in Billboard history. Between them rests one brief but necessary 16-bar rap verse dead in its center, plus one celebratory outro.
It also marks the official peak of trap culture's mainstream commodification after a slow 5 year build planted around the time of Pill's "Trap Goin' Ham" video. In the summer of 2009, white suburban kids had no idea what Pill's titular phrase meant, whereas in 2015, even Pill's metaphorical alignment of baking and selling pies has been reassessed and portrayed in a light that casual Top 40 listeners could understand. In this case, Fetty Wap uses the metaphor as an innocent-sounding expression of endearment outlining a backdrop for what might have been the most touching and romantic love song of 2015.
And some final notes: Rob Sheffield says that "I'm like hey what's up hello" had the best usage of "like" since "Hot In Herre," which sounds like something we would say. Also, Fetty Wap rules for #1 having a Bandcamp and #2 his shout-out to Stove.
| Hot Mix 2015 on Spotify |
| #200 - 166 | #165 - 131 | #130 - 101 | #100 -71 | #70 - 41 | #40 - 21 | #20 - 1 |
| All 200 Songs |
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