Monday, August 4, 2014

BEST ALBUMS OF 2013

Yo, no one gives a shit because it's like August n shit.

60. Tyler The Creator Wolf

HAVING FUN IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH SO BE HAPPY SO YOU DONT DIE AND CATCH SOMETHING AND DONT BE ON THE INTERNET 24/7. IF YOU'RE EATING WITH FRIENDS PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY AND TALK ABOUT SHIT FUCK

Tyler The creator - Wolf [ Full Album ]

59. Unknown Mortal Orchestra II

These dudes fuck with Nazz.

Unknown Mortal Orchestra - II (Full Album)

58. Lil B 05 Fuck Em

One of the most important people artists ever.

DATPIFF: http://www.datpiff.com/Lil-B-The-BasedGod-05-Fuck-Em-mixtape.563777.html

57. Deerhunter Monomania

You wrote a song on this album.

Deerhunter - Monomania (Full Album) HD LP/Vinyl Rip

56. Gun Outfit Hard Coming Down

Yo, these dudes aren't on twitter.

Gun Outfit soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/gun-outfit

55. Thee Oh Sees Floating Coffin

Chicka chicka chicka uh uh uh. Shalalala.


54. Potty Mouth Hell Bent

Yo, when you search for "Potty Mouth Katy Perry" this is literally it:




53. Pissed Jeans Honeys

"We're changing our name to Virgin Mobile Pissed Jeans." Walk off stage after the show and keep playing the bass.

stream some / buy all of it here: https://www.subpop.com/releases/pissed_jeans/honeys

52. Run the Jewels Run the Jewels

This is mostly here because it was free. JK guys.


http://www.foolsgoldrecs.com/runthejewels/

51. Priests Tape Two

Sup Priests.  



50. No Age An Object

Buzzfeed says that Dean is the 11th hottest vegan: http://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/vegans-are-hot.   

 

49. 2 Chainz B.O.A.T.S. II: Me Time

2 Chainz: Probably not vegan.  

DATPIFF the chopped/screwed version http://www.datpiff.com/2-Chainz-Boats-2-Me-Time-mixtape.530364.html

48. Connections Private Airplane

Congrats to 2013 Rock & roll hall of fame inductees Connections on their big win. Lorde is their singer now.  


47. Roomrunner Ideal Cities

On 120 Minutes that one video was like "Dale Crover featuring Roomrunner and Mike Jones." A month later, it was a buzz clip. A month after that, it peaked at #14 on MTV's Top 20 Countdown. A month after that, they were opening for Live. Dream big, kids.  


46. X-Ray Pop Pirate! The Dark Side of the X

Wait, so now we have to think of shit to say for every one of these?


45. Pity Sex Dark World

Yo sup.  


44. Yvette Process

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ys_(disambiguation)
Yz is the first letter after Z, proven by this chart:


https://soundcloud.com/godmodeinternet/pure-pleasure

43. Trindad Jame$ Don't Be S.A.F.E.

Fuck da club up. This guy is photogenic. On instragram straight flexin'.  



42. Yo La Tengo Fade

Ira swings the guitar around in a big circle throwing it around all high n shit.
 
PREVIEW: https://soundcloud.com/experimedia/yo-la-tengo-fade-album-preview

41. Pusha T My Name Is My Name

Malice and Ma$e are pretty much the same guy now.  
 
MYSPACE LOL: https://myspace.com/pushat/music/album/my-name-is-my-name-19238641

40. Oneohtrix Point Never R Plus Seven

Thanks to this album, our brains turned into mushy liquid.
 
VIDEO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNOMk9d6NI8

39. Miley Cyrus Bangerz

Wayne Coyne is a punk bitch. We will fuck this dude up.  
 
Miley wtf you don't have a bandcamp how are you gonna get facebook likes without a bandcamp https://soundcloud.com/mileycyrus

38. Polvo Siberia

So just now, we had to get into a brawl against Wayne Coyne because he wasn't really into our recently launched diss campaign against him. Luckily, Polvo had our backs, and they're all like tough and sporty, so we fucked him up good.  

http://www.mergerecords.com/polvo

37. Stark Reality Acting, Thinking, Feeling: The Complete Works 1968-1978

"Guys, I'm high on dope right now." (Someone on trailer park boys just said that.)


36. Ariana Grande Yours Truly

Ariana, you took down your Bandcamp. It's ok though. We asked her why, and she just shrugged and said "meh." Like it wasn't even a big deal. We commend her confidence, continuing to exude her exhilarating demeanor despite a glaring lack of Bandcamp presence. Musicians take note. This is how you make it in the biz. Don't listen to Courtney Love. That's how you played the game pre-Bandcamp.  

https://soundcloud.com/ariana-grande-official

35. Rodan Fifteen Quiet Years


http://touchandgorecords.com/bands/album.php?id=498

34. Cave Threace


http://www.dragcity.com/artists/cave

33. Drake Nothing Was the Same

Sharted from the bottom.

Drake fuck you for removing your Bandcamp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRducErGG1U

32. Palehound Bent Nail

Yo not only do they RULE but they also have a Bandcamp YESYESYESYES


31. Fat History Month Bad History Month

Couchboy killed the conch.



30. Gunk Gradual Shove

Time for a little fuck music.



29. Pretty & Nice Golden Rules for Golden People


ooooh! Well this album isn't on their bandcamp, but looks like they have some remixes coming out soon...


28. Surface To Air Missive Surface To Air Missive

shred-it.com

http://www.stonesthrow.com/news/2013/09/surface-to-air-missive

27. Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats Mind Control


Always remember: http://acidcoven.com/

26. Yuck Glow & Behold

We shall forgive them for neglecting to title their 2nd album "Fuck" like we had been hoping. (They're already recording LP3, which is probably classified info, and we possibly just spilled the beans, but luckily no one reads this so it's ok.)



25. Body/Head Coming Apart

dune

http://bodyheadmusic.com/

24. Beyoncé Beyoncé


Not much goin on here: http://bandcamp.com/tag/beyonce

23. Juana Molina Wed 21

Winner of "most mysterious noir-jams" award.

https://soundcloud.com/crammed-discs/juana-molina-sin-guia-no-from

22. Tera Melos X'ed Out

PEDALS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwVkp275-6U



21. Jackson Scott Melbourne

Yo Jack.



20. Krill Lucky Leaves




19. Guerilla Toss Gay Disco

Barilla Past http://www.barilla.com/



18. Joanna Gruesome Weird Sister

The Statue of Liberty of punk rock.



17. Omar Souleyman Wenu Wenu

When you're clapping along to the dancey jams at the show, and then suddenly Omar reveals himself in all his sunglassed mustached glory, with the headdress and everything, and you're just like "oh my fucking god avocado really is the new bacon. i have seen the light and it is avocado and maybe some steamed kale on the side."



16. Chance The Rapper Acid Rap

Ya blew it.

/>
https://soundcloud.com/chancetherapper/sets/chance-the-rapper-acid-rap

15. Palberta My Pal Berta

Hot cross buns.



14. William Onyeabor Who is William Onyeabor?

Yo, snow day. No school tomorrow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saunoPBS-XA

13. Tony Molina Dissed and Dismissed

The Eagles of Power Violence.



12. Action Bronson & Party Supplies Blue Chips 2

The newest addition to the WCBS-FM family.

http://www.datpiff.com/Action-Bronson-Blue-Chips-2-mixtape.545500.html

11. Two Inch Astronaut Bad Brother

Big big big brother.


10. Ciara Ciara

http://thesierragrille.com/

https://soundcloud.com/ciara

9. Swearin' Surfing Strange

Making The Band 2 got nothin on Swearin'. They spit hot fire.
http://www.salinasrecords.com/release/swearin/surfing-strange-lp/

8. Jute Gyte Discontinuities

Only microtones forever.



7. Rodion G.A. The Lost Tapes

Space is the blaze.

http://strut.greedbag.com/buy/the-lost-tapes-16/

6. My Bloody Valentine m b v

Editor's note: I can't Google this band's name anymore because the results include the title screen of the movie My Bloody Valentine 3D which is too scary for me see without gasping for air.

Now a non profit organization: http://www.mybloodyvalentine.org/

5. Jai Paul [demos]

Just wanna have a good tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime

http://grooveshark.com/#!/album/Jai+Paul/6917113

4. Kurt Vile Wakin on a Pretty Daze

Sup Kurt.

No album stream available, but we found this thing: https://soundcloud.com/kurtvile/kv-mixtape

3. Kanye West Yeezus

Dem bleeps and bloops still sounds dopest in the summertime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh6QP9_eygE

2. Ovlov Am

So much am.



1. Earl Sweatshirt Doris



http://oddfuturetalk.com/2013/08/earl-sweatshirt-doris-full-album-stream/

No comments:

Post a Comment