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Happy New Beer from your friends at Chase Financial Bank.
Check out the countdown thing at 21:33.
Our originaly plan was go keep it going until our 2010s decade lists, which have now happened.
Not much to announce now. There's a new Lil B mixtape from a few weeks ago that we forgot to post about or listen to. It's called Hoop Life 2.
On the December 13th edition of "The New Shit Radar", we very inaccurately described his new song with BADBADNOTGOOD using the statement "DOOM's 2020 worldly contributions seemed to kick some ass across the board." For whatever reason, we incorrectly misremembered a few stray collaborations earlier in 2020, because the whole point of this feature is that it's stream-of-consciousness - written and posted very quickly.
Meanwhile, only his immediate family knew that he had actually passed away back on Halloween. His mysteriously anonymous trademark masking kept his identity unknown to most fans. So it shouldn't have been a surprise that his death was only discovered by fans earlier today, two entire months later -- not exactly typical for name as high profile as MF Doom, arguably the most lauded of any backpack rapper throughout the 2000s. Most hiphop fans who didn't care for backpack hiphop still usually gave Doom a free pass since both his bars and his anti-image were so undeniable dope. And he never broke character. He didn't need to.
Perhaps "Great Day Today" is the jam for this New Years Eve. A lot of people are anticipating the end of 2020, in hopes that at least a handful of the world's largest messes might reveal some hints of clarity. 2021 won't be a great year, but the goal is to shoot for a much happier New Years Eve one year from today.
"They're not even blinking. The camera man had to be shook. I would've been!"
One underdiscussed aspect that blasted "Rascal" immediately into the upper-tier of music video masterworks is its supposed juxtaposition.
That's just the thing though: Is there a juxtaposition? Or has RMR achieved the most accurate sound/visual fusion of the post "Old Town Road" era?
"Rascal" as a track is still among the hardest shit of the past few years. He's a naturally gifted singer and lyricist, and the track is fire. Yes, we know the music is lifted from Rascal Flatts (who in turn lifted the song from Nitty Gritty Dirt Band), which plays a huge part in its triumphant aura: An average red state power-country radio listener might not realize what they're hearing at first, which is exactly the point.
But the music is only about 40% of what cemeted RMR's legacy. Without the visual, it could still be easily misinterpreted as a parody. It's all in the details: the uzis, the skimasks, the grillz. By June, the fusion was unbreakable; meanwhile, "Fuck 12" graffiti quickly spread across the entire country. We're honestly shocked it didn't appear on more blogs' end-of-year lists, since it's canonization feels imminent and immediate regardless. A track/video combination like this has no need for blog approval.
Josh Safdie says: “Nostalgia is both warming and deeply depressing. It’s a love/hate relationship. Emotions themselves are haunting. ‘LBNA’ is a haunted piece of surfing — a screen-capture of our desire to pull meaning from the past at all times and the triumph of breaking through it with something else. When the pandemic hit, Dan and I sat around sharing airchecks from mid-level radio dials from yesteryear. Cut up and edited so as to evade copyright problems playing entire songs. The results are these 40 min streams of time captured with snippets of radio-songs. Aptly, one station in particular was known as "Beautiful Music." As the album took shape and I’d hear pieces of tracks, cut ups a la Steve Reich, the ghosts of upper and lower dial radio started to haunt me, I loved the feeling. I love the album and this song in particular fills me with a deep sense of sadness, angst, loneliness, creativity and of course triumph. We’re all lost but never alone.”
At this point, it wouldn't be out of the question to elevate Viper's legacy among the unsung legends of both cloud rap and the best memes of the 2010s. So it was only a matter of time before he got commissioned to collaborate with dance artists and underground hiphop DJs.
Earlier this year, we started catching random Viper videos floating around on MTVZ, including a serious banger posted on March 15th titled "You'll Doin Well With Self-Isolation? I Bought All The Toilet Paper" in which Viper waxes on the state of the world while holding wads of cash that are possibly larger than his own hands.
It eventually became clear that many of his videos look very similar to each other -- produced very quickly, with lots of chromakey, lots of anime characters, frequent zooms. A video posted back in February also caught our attenntion, titled "F**k Earth Im Gon Wage an Interstella War" -- an 8-minute epic where he raps out-of-sync while standing directly in front of our very own planet's final moments of complete destruction.
The track is a collaboration with a drum and bass artist named Kettleonwater. As of today, the last day of 2020, it currently holds the #72 position on RYM's favorite tracks of 2020. The epic combination of giant d&b beats, focused/rushed outsider aesthetic, and explosive imagery arguably elevate this specific video to a moment he's been striving to achieve for the past 14+ years. It's probably his masterpiece, although once again, we don't know everything about this guy's output just yet.
We got deeply upset after catching a few seconds of a Sesame Street segment where Bert and Ernie communicate over a simulated Zoom chat -- staring directly into two cameras pointing directly at the center of their cushy faces. We felt especially hurt by the very possibiity of Sesame Street latching themselves to a trend of massive commercial brands co-opting 2020's bizarre circumstances in sad attempts to capitalize. We respect that responsible children's educational television might find themselves in a tough position right now, and it's not exactly the easiest decision when the show's current creators are determining how to interpret larger world events.
Death-metal videos rest on the extreme opposite end of this spectrum, and arguably have an equally rickety tightrope to confront. Again, it's not like we caught every video from 2020, but Pig Destroyer might have handled this better than anyone else -- equally as absurd and ridiculous as any of their other videos from the past 20 years or so. We salute these guys.
That said, "Kyoto" strangely and suspiciously recieved an enormous push from Youtube's A.I. generated algorithm not long after its mid-April release. This push entailed a massive number of "Recommmended Video" suggestions sent to pretty much any Youtube user whose history included an indie-rock video.
The questions continue: We're far beyond "Is Phoebe Bridgers an op?" which was more or less confirmed months ago. We're now at the level of "What tier of CIA is she working for?" and "What do they want from us?"
Despite the dreadful circumstances of the world at large, we know amazing art still gets created everyday. People are still making both great music and great music videos. The problem was not creativity, but rather the worlds of promotion and distribution, both shriveling at an alarming rate.
While we know video quality is not necesarily a reflection on the state of rock music, great rock videos just didn't want us to find them throughout 2020. Again, hiphop seemed to rule the world of music videos, although only a handful felt worthy of any sort of modern canon for the new decade.
We recognize that this was not the easiest year for distributing art or music, nor was it an era that made it easy to collaborate on promotion. It was also a year packed from end to end with far more important world events that may have pulled many artists away from their craft. But still, we held onto some hope that a few of our favorite bands might find ways to get creative and utilize the world of streaming video resources.
We caught a handful of streaming concerts-from-home throughout 2020, and we're happy to report that a few of these got surprisingly weird and interesting. But we're also not sure if those count as music videos. Perhaps they should count, but some of them were only shown once and were never saved or made available for streaming, suggesting that these were intended as true concert-from-home experiences.
So we're left with the official and unofficial promo clips. We wrote down a few that we remembered from the past year that had some striking images. They're not all great, but we needed some bonus clips to write about before getting into the Top 10. So here they are:
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Go figure that we're kicking this off with a Mariah Carey video from 1996.
Watching this now, "Underneath The Stars" could feasibly timestamp the swan song of Mariah's "wholesome" era. The video originally intended to close Daydream's album cycle circa Spring '96 but was delayed due to the enormous success of "Always Be My Baby." We're guessing Tommy Motolla (or someone) eventually decided to shelve the video and prioritize the sessions for Butterfly -- the record which ultimately marked the arrival moment of her horny-makeover rebrand and eventual divorce from Motolla, complete with a "balls deep in Derek Jeter" announcement.
Flash forward to 2012: Mariah declared "Underneath The Stars" her lost video. A few years later, it was restored and then finally released to Vevo in November 2020. At least one blog placed it as their #1 video of the year, which only really makes sense when accounting for its mythic trajectory. The video would have been deemed as somewhat unremarkable and a huge marketing misstep had it been released 24 years ago as planned. But in the context of 2020, its miraculous exhumation feels sent from God himself.
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It actually scares us that we were somewhat attracted to THIS specific color palate throughout 2020. The classic couch quilt makes an appearance here. It's weird how so many of this year's videos reflect the exact circumstances of our own lives.
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It took a few years, but 2 Chainz has officially evolved into one of the most tasteful video artists of hiphop's modern era, alongside DaBaby and Young Thug. "Can't Go For That" has a great set up, but then we expected some extra narrative to resolve the conflict. But either way, the aesthetic won us over. And bonus props to the masked drummer.
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MTVZ played this one a lot in 2020, and we're still kind of unsure what they're going for. Definitely weird, surreal, and kind of confusing, it reflects a universe where low budget TV shows somehow get approved for on-air programming despite lacking any point or purpose. We're not sure if the cable access of the '90s nor the low budget public television of the '80s ever showed eventless purposeless people on TV just for the sake of filling time on the schedule. Even the worst of these shows typically include something resembling a message or theme. Like, we cannot at all imagine what the dialog on this hypothetical TV show could potentially resemble. But maybe that is the point? In either case, "Processed By The Boys" somewhat aesthetically reminded us of that one Chavez video, enough that we added it to our list of videos that we think Beavis and Butthead should watch when the show gets rebooted, which we know won't make any difference, but we can always hope.
Hope: The only real drug we have left.
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Not really sure why this is partially shown in 4:3 or why the filters seem intended to evoke suburban '70s aesthetic since The Strokes are all '80s babies who did not exist in the '70s (except for possibly Cassablancas, the eldest of The Strokes).
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The still images captured our attention, and we're fans of all three contributing artists. Oprah is played by Lil Yachty who interviews two rappers on her hit talk show. Not a bad idea. Decent concept. What could go wrong?
#1 Perhaps this video was doomed from the start since the song lacks a hook or any production elements that some might consider fun-sounding.
#2 We're pretty sure this video is shooting for "funny." So then, why were the extras in the audience cast as millennial cusp babes? Wouldn't it have been 1000x more interesting if they got the same Karen boomers who would typically fill up the audience on Oprah?
#3 We're unsure why this needed to be 9 minutes long, or why its final 20 seconds feature not only an immense credit scroll but also a blooper reel. The song is interrupted not once but TWICE with badly written joyless plodding 3-minute sketches. Just play the damn song.
If he really wanted to, Tyler the Creator could effortlessly nail this genre of video. We're also fans of everyone involved in "Oprah's Bank Account," which makes the experience all the more frustrating. DaBaby taints his previously flawless videography; Drake removes any doubt of his entirely nonexistant comedic acting chops. Somebody should get fired for this one.
What is our future? And by that, we're asking about this blog's future. We always say every single year "we're never doing end of year lists again. Ever." And then every year it still fucking happens!
We've been watching mad movies though. So perhaps "Pivot to video" is in our future. And by "pivot to video," we mean discussing more stuff about moving images.
With that in mind, we still have an interest in posting our music videos of the year list, which was not easy to compile since one of our favorite resources wisely opted to not post a 2020 videos list, which is a serious bummer. We say "wisely" because if we were the guy who writes that list, we would probably also not give a fuck about music videos in 2020 and consider the past year a valid excuse to opt out. But we are dumber than most people and did one anyway.
So yeah. That's happening now. Okay.