2000 Jams from the 2000s: Part 10 (2009)

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| 2010 [Bonus] |
The final curtain. Sort of.
Upon close examination, we kinda LOVED 2010, and we wish it was part of this decade so that the final chapter of this series could be stronger. 2009 was the wiseass stepson that we wanted to push down the stairs but instead we just smiled and said "good job, keep masturbating, you're doing great," because parents should encourage their children. So we did everything just fine.

THE 10 LARGEST JAMS OF THE BIG '09.

#10 Kanye West "Gay Fish" (April 8, 2009)

Yes, we know there were funnier South Park moments from this year (and from this very episode [like the Carlos Mencia bit for instance]), but it's a catchy song, and we often find ourselves singing it while walking around the mall or the grocery store.

#9 Attack Attack "Stick Stickly" (June 4, 2009)

#8 Michael and Michael Have Issues: Virginity Pledge (July 15, 2009)

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e652c6a474/michael-michael-have-issues-the-virginity-pledge

#7 Keyboard Cat: Walker Texas Ranger (May 7, 2009)

We're sorry Haley Joel.

#6 Xavier: Renegade Angel: Damnesia You (April 9, 2009)

#5 Creed Shreds 3 (September 15, 2009)

#4 Whoopsie Daisy (February 15, 2009)

#3 Gathering of the Juggalos 2009 Infomercial (July 17, 2009)

In subsequent years, these infomercials seemed to progressively lose their magic. 2009 was the best one of these. Also, most non-Juggalos didn't know about the festival until after this series of videos launched.

#2 Keyboard Cat: Glenn Beck (April 27, 2009)

#1 The Room (March 8, 2009)

Didn't go viral until after the March 8th premiere of the Tim & Eric episode directed by Tommy Wiseau.


Close calls:
- This Rammstein video: We still love the part when he's preaching at the podium. However, we somehow couldn't bring ourselves to place this one. (For the record, our favorite music video of 2009 is still "Trap Goin' Ham.")
- Delocated: Ska Mitzvah: "I am having a good time."
- Kanye interupt. No need to post an embed.
- More crabcore and keyboard cat videos.

At last, our final Hot Mix of this series:

HOT MIX 2009

20. Tyler The Creator f/ Earl Sweatshirt “Assmilk”
19. Panic At The Disco “New Perspective”
18. Clipse f/ Pharrell "I'm Good"
17. Miley Cyrus “Party In The USA”
16. Ovlov “Mustachio”
15. Japandroids “Young Hearts Spark Fire”
14. La Roux “Bulletproof”
13. Merchandise “Kill The Light”
12. Taylor Swift “Forever and Always”
11. Bat For Lashes “Daniel”

10. Silversun Pickups “Substitution”
09. The XX “Crystallized”
08. Gucci Mane “Lemonade”
07. Ke$ha “Tik Tok”
06. Drake “Best I Ever Had”
05. Neon Indian “Should've Taken Acid With You”
04. Lady Gaga “Paparazzi”
03. No Age “Genie”
02. Pill “Trap Goin' Ham”

01. Animal Collective “What Would I Want? Sky”

Interesting Hot Mix this year, featuring the highest count of jams that did NOT appear on full length releases.
- 4 songs from EP's: #1, #3, #13 & #16.
- 4 songs from mixtapes: #2, #6, #8 & #20. (#6 is technically from an EP/mixtape.)
- And 1 non-album soundtrack single: #19

Perhaps the upsurge of non-album tracks were a sign of things to come. Not to mention we have FOUR jams that don't appear on Spotify. 2009, you're killin' us here.

"Forever and Always" / "Mustachio"


"New Perspective" / "Assmilk"


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| 2005 || 2006 || 2007 || 2008 || 2009 |
| 2010 [Bonus] |