Thursday, May 30, 2013

One-Third Decade Wrap Up

It's still May, so technically we're not too late...

On May 1, 2003 (or somewhere around there), we posted our decade's wrap-up lists for its first third.

On May 1, 2007, we did our belated 2/3's decade list, which encompassed 5.1.03 until 8.31.06.

We never got around to a final third of the 2000's wrap-up. Maybe someday.

And now it's May 30. So yeah, we're late again, but not TOO late. Here it is, buds. Our completely subjective picks for the biggest jams and the hugest losers since January 1, 2010 (except for 2 songs in the "worst" from 2009 cos we had trouble thinking of stuff that we especially hated). We've also supplied our previous "Hot Mix" and "Ultra Vomit" placements for easy TMI reference. (Strangely enough, lots of these never placed.)

Best: 01.01.10 .. 04.30.13
20 Mary Kate & Ashley Olson “Gimme Pizza Slow”
(2010 // did not place) | Youtube |
19 Les Savy Fav “Let’s Get Out of Here”
(2010 // did not place) | Youtube |
18 Sky Ferriera “Everything Is Embarrassing”
(2012 // #9) | Youtube |
17 Waka Flocka Flame feat. Wale & Roscoe Dash “No Hands”
(2010 // did not place) | Youtube |
16 El Guincho “Bombay” (2010 // #15) | Youtube |
15 Robyn “Hang With Me” (2010 // #16) | Youtube |
14 Big Sean feat. Nicki Minaj “Dance (A$$) Remix”
(2011 // #28) | Youtube |
13 Mac Demarco “Ode to Viceroy”
(2012 // #2) | Youtube |
12 Caribou “Sun” (2010 // #12) | Youtube |
11 Jay-Z & Kanye West “N***** In Paris”
(2011 // #1) | Youtube |
10 Beak> “Egg Dog” (2012 // #5) | Youtube |
09 Kurt Vile “Was All Talk”
(2013 // didn't happen yet) | Youtube |
08 No Age “Glitter” (2010 // #5) | Youtube |
07 The-Dream “Yamaha” (2010 // #14) | Youtube |
06 Taylor Swift “I Knew You Were Trouble”
(2012 // did not place) | Youtube |
05 My Bloody Valentine “Only Tomorrow”
(2013 // didn't happen yet) | Youtube |
04 Nicki Minaj “Super Bass”
(2011 // did not place) | Youtube |
03 Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats “Ritual Knife”
(2011 // #2) | Youtube |
02 The Arcade Fire “The Suburbs”
(2010 // #6) | Yotuube |
01 Miguel “Use Me” (2012 // #4) | Youtube |

Worst: 01.01.10 .. 04.30.13
20 Maroon 5 feat. Wiz Khalifa “Payphone”
(2012 // did not place) | Youtube |
19 Cage the Elephant “Ain’t No Rest For the Wicked”
(2009, did not place in 2010 // #1) | Youtube |
18 Cher Lloyd “Swagger Jagger”
(2011 // #7) | Youtube |
17 Jessie J "Who's Laughing Now"
(2011 // #16) | Youtube |
16 Nicki Minaj feat. Rihanna “Fly”
(2011 // #17) | Youtube |
15 Hot Chelle Rae “Tonight Tonight”
(2011 // #10) | Youtube |
14 Toby Keith “Red Solo Cup” (2011 // #12) | Youtube |
13 The Black Eyed Peas “The Time (Dirty Bit)”
(2011 // #3) | Youtube |
12 Bruno Mars “The Lazy Song” (2011 // #1) | Youtube |
11 Flo Rida “Whistle” (2012 // #8) | Youtube |
10 Britney Spears “Hold It Against Me”
(2011, did not place) | Youtube |
09 will.i.am feat. Britney Spears, Hit Boy, Waka Flocka Flame, Lil Wayne & P.Diddy “Scream and Shout (Remix)”
(2013 // original version was #1 in 2012) | Youtube |
08 Pink “Raise Your Glass” (2011 // #8) | Youtube |
07 Train “Hey Soul Sister” (2011 // #9) | Youtube |
06 Dr. Dre featuring Eminem & Skylar Grey
(2010 // did not place) “I Need a Doctor” | Youtube |
05 Artists For Haiti “We Are The World 25”
(2010 // #1) | Youtube |
04 Macklemore x Ryan Lewis “And We Danced”
(2012 // #3) | Youtube |
03 Wallpaper. "FUCKING BEST SONG EVERRR”
(2011, placed #6 in 2012) | Youtube |
02 Cee-Lo Green “Fuck You”
(2010, placed #6 in 2011) | Youtube |
01 Owl City “Fireflies”
(2009, placed #20 in 2010) | Youtube |

No comments:

Post a Comment