80's Guilt #30: Timex Social Club “Rumors” (1986)

Hear the one about Michael / some say he must be gay
I try to argue, but they said / if he was straight he wouldn't move that way

We're watching the video, and it looks like they're not singing about Michael Jackson, which we had assumed for some reason... forgetting that this was 1986 and Michael Jackson was still beloved by women. Unfortunately, the video does not include the entire song, and so to make up for this, we've also included two Cameo videos.