90's Guilty Pleasures: #23 Soul For Real "Candy Rain" (1995) / Next "Too Close" (1998)

There are many smooth R&B jams about boners. These are 2 of those jams.

First up is "Candy Rain," most likely an allusion to ejaculate (either male or female), made all the more bizarre since Soul For Real were about 15-years-old when this song charted (and yet also not bizarre at all since normal 15-year-olds SHOULD be dreaming of candy coated raindrops). And of course, there's the Kurtis Blow sampling #1 hit "Too Close," which far more literally than in "Candy Rain" clearly exclaims, "I feel a little poke coming through on you," and "you're making it hard for me." Both songs are brilliant, mostly for this reason.

"Candy Rain"


"Too Close"