Friday, February 20, 2015

Hot Mix 2014: The Big List

Big ass list yo. Be sure to scrutinize each individual placement, meticulously and carefully chosen for your enjoyment.

This was a nice, good year (musically). We liked it. It was like the '60s but better.

| #100 - 91 | #90 - 81 | #80 - 71 | #70 - 61 | #60 - 51 |
| #50 - 41 | #40 - 31 | #30 - 21 | #20 - 11 | #10 - 1 |

250. Future Islands “Seasons (Waiting on You)”
249. Rich Gang “Lifestyle”
248. The Coneheads "Way Things Am"
247. Clean Bandit featuring Jess Glyne “Rather Be”
246. Big Neck Police “I'm Gonna Be On Television”
245. Vince Staples “65 Hunnid”
244. King Tuff “Headbanger”
243. Silversun Pickups “Cannibal”
242. Beck “Wave”
241. Usher featuring Nicki Minaj “She Came to Give It to You”

240. Tee Flii “24 Hours”
239. Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks "The Janitor Revealed”
238. The Rentals "Thought of Sound"
237. Happyness "Montreal Rock Band Somewhere"
236. Big Ups “Rash”
235. Nunslaughter “Angelic Dread”
234. Farewell My Concubine “Spew”
233. Og Maco featuring 2 Chainz “U Guessed It (Remix)”
232. Sun Kil Moon "Richard Ramirez Died Today of Natural Causes”
231. Thom Yorke “Guess Again!”

230. Travis Porter "Dope Boi"
229. Ariel Pink “Jell-o”
228. Weezer “Lonely Girl”
227. Tinashe “Far Side of the Moon”
226. Jhene Aiko "The Worst"
225. Gangsta Boo featuring Beat King "Mashing"
224. Pharmakon “Body Betrays Itself”
223. Obliterations “Poison Everything”
222. Guerilla Toss “TV Spell”
221. Future featuring Andre 3000 “Benz Friendz (Whatchutola)”

220. Jute Gyte “The Fire of This”
219. Katy Perry “Birthday”
218. Against Me! “Transgender Dysphoria Blues”
217. Mac Demarco "Treat Her Better”
216. Shamir “If It Wasn't True”
215. Vertical Scratchers "Someone"
214. Caddywhompus “Layers”
213. Caribou “Silver”
212. Mitski “Drunk Walk Home”
211. Total Control “Expensive Dog”

210. SZA featuring Chance The Rapper “Child's Play”
209. Sun Kil Moon "Ben's My Friend"
208. Jute Gyte “The Central Fires of Secret Memory”
207. Taylor Swift “Blank Space”
206. Shellac “All The Surveyors”
205. Red Sea “On The Marble”
204. Chris Weisman “I Took It Off a Record”
203. Iggy Azalea featuring Charli XCX “Fancy”
202. Tinashe featuring ASAP Rocky “Pretend”
201. Mac Demarco “Brother”

200. Ariel Pink “White Freckles”
199. The Coneheads "Big City Baby"
198. Ringo Deathstarr “Shut Your Eyes”
197. Becky G “Shower”
196. Ex Hex “Everywhere”
195. Have a Nice Life “Defenestration Song”
194. Azealia Banks “Ice Princess”
193. Disco Doom "Fireplace"
192. Vertical Scratchers “Wait No Longer”
191. Potty Mouth “Take Me Away”

190. Bleeding Rainbow "Start Again"
189. You Blew It! "You & Me & Me"
188. Ariel Pink “Sexual Athletics”
187. Against Me! “Fuckmylife666”
186. Rich Gang “Flava”
185. Babymetal “Gimme Chocolate!!”
184. Mitski “Jobless Monday”
183. Big Mess “Headbone”
182. Ariana Grande featuring Big Sean "Problem"
181. Alex G “Harvey”

180. Nicki Minaj featuring Meek Mill “Big Daddy”
179. Swans “Screen Shot”
178. T.I. featuring Pharrell “Paperwork”
177. LVL UP “Total Loss”
176. Pusha T “Lunch Money”
175. Fatima “Ridin' 'Round Sky High”
174. Vince Staples “Hands Up”
173. Cloud Nothings “Psychic Trauma”
172. Roomrunner “Push Down and Turn”
171. Ariel Pink “Negative Ed”

170. Crowbar “Reflection of Deceit”
169. Young Thug “Danny Glover”
168. Death from Above 1979 "Government Trash"
167. Flying Lotus featuring Kendrick Lamar “Never Catch Me”
166. PC Worship “Odd”
165. Panda Bear “Mr. Noah”
164. Sun Kil Moon “Dogs”
163. Beyonce “7/11”
162. YG “Bicken Back Being Bool”
161. Hospitality “Inauguration”

160. Freddie Gibbs & Madlib “Harold's”
159. Real Estate “Primitive”
158. Bobby Shmurda “Hot *****”
157. Richard Dawson “Nothing Important”
156. Andy Stott “Faith in Strangers”
155. Freeman "For a While I Couldn't Play My Guitar Like a Man”
154. Ringo Deathstarr “Bongload”
153. D'Angelo “Back to the Future (Part I)”
152. Katy Perry featuring Riff Raff “This is How We Do”
151. The Channels “1”

150. Lana Del Rey "Ultraviolence"
149. Charli XCX “Need Ur Luv”
148. Goat “Words”
147. Krill “Peanut Butter”
146. Ex Hex “How You Got That Girl”
145. Alex G “Hollow”
144. Young Thug “Stoner”
143. Ty Segall “The Connection Man”
142. Big Ups “Fresh Meat”
141. The Gotobeds “New York's Alright If You Like Sex and Phones”

140. Charli XCX “Sucker”
139. Aphex Twin “XMAS+EVET10[120] (thanaton3 mix)”
138. Shellac “Compliant”
137. Caribou “Can't Do Without You”
136. Swans “A Little God In My Hands”
135. iLoveMakonnen “Club Goin' Up on a Tuesday”
134. Ovlov "The Great Crocodile"
133. Juce “Call You Out”
132. Bludded Head “Pouring Rain”
131. Beak> “Failand”

130. YG “My *****”
129. D'Angelo “Betray My Heart”
128. T.I. “No Mediocre”
127. Nunslaughter “Doomtown”
126. Naomi Punk “Television Man”
125. Nicki Minaj featuring Beyonce “Feeling Myself”
124. Kelis “Jerk Ribs”
123. Real Estate "Talking Backwards"
122. Jute Gyte “The Grey King”
121. Beak> “Dursley”

120. Schoolboy Q “Man of the Year”
119. Viet Cong “Continental Shelf”
118. LVL UP “I Feel Extra-Natural”
117. Drake “0 to 100”
116. Two Inch Astronaut “Type Four”
115. D'Angelo “Sugah Daddy”
114. O.T. Genasis “Coco”
113. Kero Kero Bonito “Sick Beat”
112. Geronimo! “Euphoria”
111. Vic Mensa “Down On My Luck”

110. Young Thug featuring Zuse “Treasure”
109. Roomrunner “Chrono Trigger”
108. Ex-Breathers "Pocket"
107. Freddie Gibbs & Madlib “Shitsville”
106. Two Inch Astronaut “Foulbrood”
105. Jennifer Lopez featuring French Montana “I Luh Ya Papi”
104. D'Angelo “Till It's Done (Tutu)”
103. Perfume Genius “Queen”
102. Schoolboy Q “Los Awesome”
101. Mark Ronson featuring Mystikal “Feel Right”

100. sELf “Splitting Atoms”
99. Azealia Banks “Chasing Time”
98. Pay the Rent “Master of Emotions”
97. Childish Gambino “3005”
96. Black Pus "Blood Will Run"
95. Torn Hawk “To Overthrow”
94. Aphex Twin “fz pseudotimestretch+e+3 [138.85]”
93. Grass Is Green “B-Kind”
92. Geronimo! “Future Home”
91. Electric Wizard “I Am Nothing”

90. PC Worship “Rust”
89. T.I. featuring Young Thug “About the Money”
88. Midnight “No Mercy for Mayhem”
87. Shamir “On the Regular” / tUnE-yArDs "Water Fountain"
86. Eyehategod “Robitussin and Rejection”
85. Azealia Banks “BBD”
84. Mac Demarco "Let Her Go"
83. The Notwist "Casino"
82. Xiu Xiu "Black Dick"
81. Ariel Pink “Lipstick”

80. Rae Sremmurd “No Type”
79. Mac Demarco "Chamber of Reflection"
78. Sloan “You've Got a Lot On Your Mind/Three Sisters”
77. Ex Hex “New Kid”
76. Big Ups “Wool”
75. Swans “Oxygen”
74. Priests "Right Wing" / Priests "Doctor"
73. Nicki Minaj “Four Door Aventador”
72. Avey Tare's Slasher Flicks "Strange Colores"
71. Schoolboy Q "Studio"

70. Alex G “Black Hair”
69. Uncle Acid "Runaway Girls"
68. Ava Luna "PRPL"
67. Kero Kero Bonito "Sick Beat"
66. Jute Gyte “Mansions of Fear, Mansions of Pain”
65. Big Sean featuring E-40 “I Don't Fuck With You”
64. Death From Above 1979 “Virgins”
63. Migos “Fight Night”
62. Cloud Nothings "Now Hear In"
61. Good Throb “Acid House”

60. Nicki Minaj featuring PTAF “Boss Ass Bitch (Remix)”
59. Angel Olsen “Hi-Five”
58. Grass Is Green “Scattering Ram”
57. Schoolboy Q “Break the Bank”
56. Dej Loaf “Try Me”
55. Aphex Twin "minipops 67 [120.2] [source field mix]"
54. Katy Perry featuring Juicy J “Dark Horse”
53. Charli XCX “Gold Coins”
52. YG featuring Kendrick Lamar “Really Be (Smokin N Drinkin)”
51. Guerilla Toss “367 Equalizer”

50. Avey Tare's Slasher Flicks "Little Fang"
49. Two Inch Astronaut “Part of Your Scene”
48. Flagland "Not a Joke"
47. FKA Twigs “Two Weeks”
46. Lil B “Fuck KD”
45. D'Angelo “Ain't That Easy”
44. Freddie Gibbs and Madlib featuring Danny Brown "High"
43. Nick Jonas “Jealous” / Taylor Swift “Style”
42. Vertical Scratchers “Way Out”
41. Richard Dawson “The Vile Stuff”

40. Ovlov “The Great Ohmu”
39. Disco Doom “Dead Eye”
38. Jute Gyte "Semen Dried into the Silence of Rock and Mineral"
37. Mac Demarco "Passing Out Pieces"
36. Schoolboy Q featuring Kendrick Lamar “Collard Greens”
35. Ariana Grande featuring Zedd “Break Free”
34. Ava Luna "Daydream" / Ava Luna “Sears Roebuck M&Ms”
33. YG featuring Drake “Who Do You Love”
32. Alex G “Serpant Is Lord”
31. Hospitality "It's Not Serious"

30. Aphex Twin “180db_[130]”
29. Usher “Good Kisser”
28. Palberta “Store” / Palberta “All the Way”
27. Two Inch Astronaut “Black Fridge Area”
26. Geromimo! “Spitting in the Ocean”
25. Miguel “nwa” / Miguel “Coffee”
24. Migos featuring Young Thug “YRN”
23. Ex Hex “Don't Wanna Lose”
22. Charli XCX “Boom Clap”
21. Pile “Special Snowflakes”

20. PC Worship “Baby in the Backroom”
19. Palberta "Susan"
18. Ariana Grande featuring The Weeknd “Love Me Harder”
17. Freddie Gibbs & Madlib "Thuggin'"
16. Charli XCX “Doing It”
15. Grass Is Green “Big Dog Tee Shirt Birthday Weekend”
14. Warpaint “Love Is To Die”
13. D'Angelo “Really Love” / D'Angelo “The Charade”
12. Disco Doom "Rice & Bones"
11. Future featuring Pharrell & Pusha T “Move That Dope”

10. Ex-Breathers “Auto-Correct”
9. Vertical Scratchers "Pretend U Are Free"
8. D'Angelo “1000 Deaths”
7. Real Estate "Crime"
6. Rae Sremmurd “No Flex Zone”
5. D'Angelo “Prayer”
4. Tinashe featuring Schoolboy Q "2 On"
3. Shellac “Dude Incredible”
2. Tkay Maidza "U-Huh”
1. Lil B The BasedGod "No Black Person Is Ugly"

| #100 - 91 | #90 - 81 | #80 - 71 | #70 - 61 | #60 - 51 |
| #50 - 41 | #40 - 31 | #30 - 21 | #20 - 11 | #10 - 1 |

Monday, February 16, 2015

Brick's Picks: SNL Sketches

Sup. This is Brick. We had a big bash last night and watched the shitty but sorta ok SNL40 thing and we were all like "well fuck, there's no way in hell they're gonna play any of the sketches we liked the best." And we watched the whole thing and we were right. But that's ok, because we'll get to talk about them here. At least one of these has been posted on TMK already, but the Youtube took it down.

Here are the 10 best SNL sketches that no one ever talks about. They are among those that are typically cut from re-runs and will never be included in a "best of" special even though they're fucking amazing. For various reasons that only partially relate to "nostalgia from a our formative years" type bullshit, it just happened to work out that these are all from between 1989 and 2001. Sketches since 2001 are a lot fresher in people's minds, and plus this specific 12-year period seems to have included the most instances where insane/weirdo AdultSwim-esq humor was lost on many viewers.

We purposely avoided stuff from Rolling Stone's surprisingly decent 2014 list of the 50 best sketches and anything that was shown on last night's special.

#1 Schiller Visions: Hidden Camera Commercials (November 16, 1991)

Honestly, we would have never guessed what sketch this was simply based on the title. Turns out that Schiller was a writer for SNL during the first season, and was still around by the time Chris Farley was a cast member. Now that we're viewing the sketch outside of Farley's performance, it does kinda have the same feel as something that could feasibly have been a sketch during the late '70s. Unsurprisingly, this was aired during that episode's final 10 minutes.

#2 Crazy Doctor 2 (April 14, 2001)

It may be tough to remember times as distance as "way back in the '90s," but it took a few years before Will Ferrell gained widespread acceptance. He really had to work for it, partially because his first well-known recurring character was in the kinda overrated Spartans sketch with Cheri Oteri (although a few of Will's earlier roles such as in "Get off the shed" and "Ride the snake" were both pretty amazing). But it wasn't until around 2000 that it suddenly became "cool" to like Will Ferrell. A lot of people all at once suddenly were like, "ya know what? He actually is kinda funny." Not long afterwards, he had become so beloved that the producers started allowing his insane/nonsense skits to air within the "who gives a fuck" point of the show: 12:45-1:00AM (the quick span when the best and weirdest sketches typically get shown). Enter "Crazy Doctor," a.k.a. the greatest sketch ever.

#3 Crazy Doctor (January 15, 2000)

We wrote about this sketch a few years back: We also lied because there was actually a very quick 2-second clip of this shown last night during the abysmal digital short with Andy Samberg and Adam Sandler, where they showed Molly Shannon breaking character and crackin' the fuck up. (By the way, we love Molly Shannon.) (And also we didn't realize that this was actually "Crazy Doctor 1" until literally 30 seconds ago.)

#4 Bald Eagles (November 18, 2000)

It seems like SNL wants to disown this episode. We doubt that it was ever shown in re-runs on any channel, even though it was without question the most outrageous, surreal and borderline-subversive episode of SNL that probably ever happened. In the first actual sketch, Tom Green and Will Ferrell are dressed up as bald eagles who then jump into the audience and start putting their faces next to unsuspecting audience members, in areas of the room where cameras normally avoid.

#5 Lorne and Tom in a Tub (November 18, 2000)

A 3-part sketch where Tom Green and Lorne Michaels sit in a tub drinking juice boxes and discuss deep questions, like "Why do we hate?"

#6 Dog Show (November 18, 2000)

Really weird and underrated recurring sketch. More Tom Green.

#7 Sassy's Sassiest Boys (October 30, 1993)

We're not usually suckers for the sketches where someone says one phrase over and over again, but Phil Hartman did this better than anyone else.

#8 Attack of the Masturbating Zombies (December 9, 1989)

Dope Conan sketch.

#9 The Polar Bear Cage (May 13, 1995)

This was probably a Norm MacDonald sketch. The best part is that everyone else jumps into a polar bear cage and dies besides Chris Farley and Norm, who then eventually also do the same.

#10 Outweek (November 14, 1992)

This isn't available for stream anywhere. Dana Carvey and Michael Keaton are flamboyant hosts of a show where they "line 'em up and just let 'em out." They "out" celebrities, for example Wilford Brimley who they outed as "absolutely queer." So far the sketch is kinda not bad. But then they're like "what do ya think, ump?" And then the camera cuts to Chris Farley in an umpires uniform who looks directly into the camera and screams "YOU'RE OUTTA THERRRE" until he's red in the face, which is approximately the moment when everyone loses their shit and falls on the floor dying.

Bonus Sketch: I Says To The Guy

Got cut during dress rehearsal.

Honorable Mention: Partridge Family vs. The Brady Bunch

Not eligible for the top 10 because its basis is formed around SNL's weakest crutch: celebrity impersonations. However, this instance is too good to deny. Literally every actor perfectly fit into their caricature: The best ones were Mike Myers as Bonaduche, Dana Carvey as David Cassidy, and Chris Farley as The Partridge Family's manager dude who suspiciously glares in the corner and eventually makes out with the mom to prove "I'll show ya who's daddy." It's possible that this was written by Melanie Hutsell who posted a dress rehearsal version of the sketch on her website:

Sunday, February 15, 2015

Hot Mix 2014: #10 - 1

It's kinda tough to quickly think of meaningful stuff to say about 100 songs.

We were hoping to wrap it up by the end of January. And we failed, but whatever. We're just happy that this has given us incentive to keep TMK alive and active. While we're pretty excited to post about stuff that happened OUTSIDE of 2014 (imagine that), we'll also get around to much easier stuff within the next few weeks: "Hot Mix: The Big List," including the stuff that placed lower than 100, our "Big Boner albums of 2014" or whatever it's gonna be called, and MAYBE a "worse of the year" even though we don't really care about stuff like that anymore.

We've been trying to think hard if the past month has revealed anything that should have placed here, and the only one we can think of that possibly had a shot was "I'm in Love With the CoCo."

Wow, amazing video. And we're kinda shocked that he doesn't look like Fat Joe or Big Pun. Dunno why but we expected him to be a fat-guy rapper.

Yeah anyway... Let's wrap this up.

Playlist is now updated with all 100 songs!
| Hot Mix 2014 on Spotify |

| #100 - 91 | #90 - 81 | #80 - 71 | #70 - 61 | #60 - 51 |
| #50 - 41 | #40 - 31 | #30 - 21 | #20 - 11 | #10 - 1 |

10. Ex-Breathers “Auto-Correct”
Hashtags and clickbait and ad revenue are literally everything. Content is nothing. Is the world prepared for technological armaggedon? The digital dark age? Literal #breaktheinternet? Imagine the ensuing chaos. "Well, what do you mean 'it's all gone?' Get it back then." "No, you don't get it. It's gone. The internet is gone. Forever." Riots, looting, violence. The stock market plunges to unforeseen depths as the dollar itself no longer contains value. "Auto-Correct" begins a few moments after all 9 billion of us learn of this catastrophe. Pissed off punk rock hormones explode as the tempo surges. Warning shots are fired: "Dude, you might wanna get the fuck out of here right now because mad bitches is about to get fucked," and within mere seconds everyone's eyes roll into the back of their heads. The world starts projectile vomiting and spontaneously combusting in unison.

9. Vertical Scratchers "Pretend U Are Free"
"How's it goin' ya little shit?" Grandpa bugs the whippersnappers at 1AM, all dazed and woozy for a drunken "good night, kids." They're all like, "oh god, not this shit again." The long-distance marathon runner gets a brief moment of sunshine in between two passing storms. Basically, we're trying to suggest something about how "Pretend U Are Free" fits into Vertical Scratchers' Daughter of Everything, a record that was probably one of the most underrated of 2014 and should be considered worthy of reevaluation. For one thing, its sequencing kinda rules. "Pretend U Are Free" is one of the 3 or 4 calming, breezy, refreshing changes of atmosphere strategically inserted among the rest of the album's 11 or 12 quirky, melodic garage jams. It's the cool down moment. Let the pores breathe in some Fender Rhodes blissfulness.

8. D'Angelo “1000 Deaths”
There's one moment towards the end of "1000 Deaths" when D'Angelo lets out an impassioned howl, not unlike the great classic howls in "Family Affair" or "Tired of Being Alone." It's arguably the crowning achievement of Black Messiah, resonating as powerfully as the 45-second chord at the close of "A Day in the Life" or the closing guitar solo in "Paranoid Android." Framed only within the warmth of the analog and peaking UV meters, it's also an incredibly vulnerable moment, capturing a burning intensity so severe that it communicates just as many words as those within the entire lyric sheet of Black Messiah itself. It's a reflection of "1000 Death"s forcefully bold, raw emotion that does all the talking for us, giving purpose to the underemphasized lyrics and obscured vocal hooks. This might be the only instance of a behind-the-beat funk-bass as heavy as "Boogie On Reggae Woman." You might not want to play this dead in the center of the party, but it's there for when the pent-up frustration has nowhere else to go. It's a rough, long, intense crawl, and there may be no end in sight, but we're in this together. We'll get through this.

7. Real Estate "Crime"
Summer drivin'. Watch the sun set. We were drivin' uber cars way before we got paid to drive uber cars. Sometimes you gotta go forwards to go backwards. Just drive. When Mcconaughey gets all pensive while driving through the mountains, perhaps "Crime" is his soundtrack. It's probably not what he would listen to while preparing for his role on True Detective despite the song title. It's hard to say if any hope is suggested through the unresolved chorus. "Crime" isn't really for those moments. Life's problems don't always come to an end so easily. Some days are rougher than others. But at least it's summer, and the tops of the trees are green and swaying back and forth. Take another sip of coffee. Smoke another cig. This is the kind of song that's good for when you're totally out of steam and too unmotivated to think of stuff to say about 100 songs.

6. Rae Sremmurd featuring Nicki Minaj & Pusha T “No Flex Zone (Remix)”
On the surface, it's a great summer song that didn't seem like it was going to matter much a few months down the line. But in the moments when ephemeral hits start to sound tired, Rae Sremmurd were only getting started. And out come the subtleties. "Damn." "Yup." "Uhh." "Ho!" All those little call-and-response things are almost their own separate song. And for a while, we didn't think much of its remix until just recently, after realizing that Sremmurd's victory lap verse might actually surpass the original. "When I slide down the ave I'm fuckin' trippin' (damn) / Maserati black bat, all I wanna know where the cash at / TNT tucked in my 'rillo, hundred racks under my pillow / Different styles I'm so versatile nigga you know like I know." The same goes for Nicki Minaj's guest freestyle. By the time she's done, the thought of flexing in their zone seems laughably ridiculous.

5. D'Angelo “Prayer”
Sign o' the times. Who else is stoked as hell that D'Angelo may have single-handedly escorted the return of smooth, dope R&B guitar? The past 30 years of R&B placed so much emphasis on keyboards, organs and (especially) piano that it seems like everyone just forgot. But not D'Angelo. He knew all along. Bonus points for anyone who can actually make out all the lyrics of "Prayer" without resorting to Rap Genius. Either way, you don't need to know. It's all feeling. The bell. The handclaps. The eerie drunken warpiness. The backwards vocals? The backwards drums? Are those actually in there or did we imagine it? Even after hearing it for the 20th time we're still not sure. Part of us hopes we never know.

Bonus blurb: We're still processing Black Messiah as a whole, a dense journey of musical discovery that we haven't received from a full album since (probably) OK Computer. It's about time one of these decades-long follow-ups actually delivered on its promise - basically fulfilling the anticipation we were hoping to receive from MBV. (By the way, Voodoo was Jan 2000; BM was December 2014 - only a few weeks shy of 15 years, not 14. A mute point, granted. Thanx OCD.) We can't help but imagine if the all-time R&B-genius-turned-psychos all returned in the wake of this record and delivered equally brilliant shit. Imagine a true follow-up to The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill (which has existed unreleased for nearly 10 years according to Wyclef), or if Maxwell or even Sly Stone could pick themselves up just as stunningly.

4. Tinashe featuring Schoolboy Q "2 On"

So is "2 On" the same thing as "doubling up?" Like Robitussin and PCP? Or like peanut butter and lobster? Is there a "3 On?" Would it be similar to how celebs are more likely to get hired for work when they're considered a "triple threat?" Would "5 On" be like the 5 members of The Travelling Wilburies? Just some thoughts. While the production never strays from nearing perfection, the true spotlight is reserved for Tinashe's understated starriness, eerily similar to Aaliyah's quiet charisma. You almost couldn't ask for a better introductory single. ALMOST. It wouldn't be completely fair to assess "2 On" without noting Schoolboy Q, who sounds as if he wrote and recorded his verse without closely listening to the rest of the song, like he didn't bother trying because he didn't think the song would be a hit. Aside from "money money money weed fashion," its content is somewhat grating and unfortunate, with too many unnecessary X-rated words. However, a new hook introduces itself only a moment later: "Just gimme the trees so we can smoke it yaaa." Holding that section until the end guides "2 On" with the extra push it required, revealing the song's flawless pacing, so perfect that Schoolboy's blemish hardly leaves a dent.

3. Shellac “Dude Incredible”
Based on Albini's song descriptions, it seems like comparisons to Lord of the Flies or Kid Nation wouldn't be too far off base. The ominous guitar lick in the intro suggests that some shit's about to go down. And by the time it's done, we may be witnessing a full island mutiny. A lot happens between then and when it's all finished 6 minutes later, which isn't unlike Shellac's previous album openers: It's got that same choking grip as the equally classic (albeit slightly overrated) "A Prayer to God" from their 1000 Hurtz LP, but with the sprawl of "Didn't We Deserve a Look at You the Way You Really Are" condensed into a sizeable package that's closer in length to "The End of Radio." And all 4 of these songs sound like they could have been on the same record, proving Shellac's timelessness. Another classic to anticipate in future set lists.

2. Tkay Maidza "U-Huh”
This might be as good a spot as anywhere else to talk about Iggy Izalea and the common misconception that rapping only exists within the spectrum of hiphop. Is the vitriol towards Iggy a result of how she's marketed? She's no more a hiphop artist than Rage Against the Machine or Linkin Park, two hard-rock bands with rapping that aren't exactly eligible for spins on Hot 97. "Shake it Off" has rapping. Is it a hiphop song? No way. And in the same respect, Macklemore and M.I.A. never really felt like bonafide rappers either. So why is Iggy so widely considered a rap artist if she's clearly making (bland and mediocre) pop music? And if she was largely viewed as a pop artist, would more people be able to calm down about what she supposedly represents? Should we also pretend that Blondie's "Rapture" never happened and didn't hit #1?

Someone on Singles Jukebox made a great point as well: If critics instead used that same clickbait generating energy to instead praise talent like fellow-Aussie Tkay Maidza, we'd be in a much better position. To be honest, we're not 100% down with labeling "U-Huh" as hiphop either. Perhaps we're just a bit culturally biased here, but hiphop feels like it's mostly a USA-based genre, whereas songs like "U-Huh" (or "Paper Planes" for example) are rooted far deeper within pop and EDM. But that's not to say she doesn't have rapping chops, which becomes abundantly obvious after hearing her impeccable flow through the third verse of "U-Huh." It feels like there's about 15 hooks in this song. She dresses cool as hell. Why isn't she a huge star yet? Why isn't she our next door neighbor so we can party and drink with her? (She's about 19 or 20 so we're pretty sure she parties.) And how are we supposed to pronounce her name? And what's up with "Chitty Bang Bang?" No one knows what it means, but it's provocative. It gets the people goin'. So many questions. So much mystery.

1. Lil B "No Black Person Is Ugly"
From Lil B's November 2014 lecture at MIT: "I appreciate the Black Student Union for making this happen. Everybody should be in the Black Student Union, because we're all black, remember that." It's always so surprising in those #rare instances when we're reminded that Lil B is actually a remarkably bright and thoughtful dude. His 2010 jam "The Age of Information" was one of his earlier jaunts into demonstrating depth beyond singing "I fucked a thousand bitches" eight times - not that those songs aren't also amazing in their own way, but they make an extreme curveball like "No Black Person Is Ugly" all the more surprising, especially when the title of the video might raise skepticism or suspicion: "MOST POWERFUL SONG OF THE DECADE?"

We consulted the only two (surprisingly high profile) instances we could find that also placed this among the best of 2014: SPIN's end-of-year blurb rightfully compares its "vintage" aura to all-time classics like "It Was a Good Day" and "My Mind's Playing Tricks on Me." Pitchfork's end-of-year blurb speculates about a few rhythmic imperfections (typical of his style on nearly every other one of his songs), possibly suggesting Lil B had freestyled the whole thing. If true, it might be among the most impassioned and soulful streams of consciousness in the genre's history, without diverting to a corny or cringeworthy "protest song" vibe. Months later, Kendrick's "I" would echo a similar self-love message as a reaction to current events. Lil B's version has been among the least preachiest, most inclusive, most genuine and warmest commentaries on these issues. He's giving us all a big hug and speaking like we're all friends here, just the same as in his college lectures. "I'm tryna see black on more magazines." "My English not perfect." "I hide all the pain." "Tryna make peace with the police." "Stand up against rape. No means no." "Hands up for peace on the streets." Completely essential and necessary. #TYBG

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