90's jams revision

(+3) Pinback "Loro" (1999)
(+3) LL Cool J "Around The Way Girl" (1990)
(+3) The Chemical Brothers "Let Forever Be" (1999)
(bonus) Jay-Z feat. Foxy Brown "Ain't No Nigga" (1996)
(bonus) Hum "If You Are To Bloom" (1998)

#95 Neutral Milk Hotel "Holland, 1945" (1998)
#94 Smashing Pumpkins "Disarm" (1993)
#93 Mobb Deep "Shook Ones Part 2" (1995)
#92 Radiohead "Black Star" (1995)
#91 Pete Rock & CL Smooth "They Reminisce Over You (T.R.O.Y.)" (1992)

#90 No Doubt "New" (1999)
#89 Depeche Mode "I Feel You" (1992)
#88 Local H "Bound For The Floor" (1996)
#87 Cat Power "Cross Bones Style" (1998)
#86 The Cardigans "Erase/Rewind" (1999)
#85 The Chemical Brothers "Setting Sun" (1996)
#84 Teenage Fanclub "Alcoholiday" (1991)
#83 My Bloody Valentine "Loomer" (1991)
#82 Add N To (X) "Metal Fingers In My Body" (1999)
#81 The Notorious B.I.G. "Everyday Struggle" (1994)

#80 Dinosaur Jr "The Wagon" (1990)
#79 The Posies "Dream All Day" (1993)
#78 Blur "Sing" (1991)
#77 Beck "Asshole" (1994)
#76 Superchunk "Slack Motherfucker" (1990)
#75 The Jesus Lizard "Puss" (1992)
#74 Green Day "When I Come Around" (1994)
#73 Fiona Apple "Criminal" (1996)
#72 The Breeders "Divine Hammer" (1993)
#71 Underworld "Dirty Epic" (1993)

#70 Modest Mouse "Whenever You Breathe Out, I Breathe In (Positive/Negative)" (1996)
#69 The Notorious B.I.G. feat. Puff Daddy & Ma$e "Mo Money Mo Problems" (1997)
#68 Elliott Smith "Angeles" (1996)
#67 Fiona Apple "On The Bound" (1999)
#66 The Verve "Bittersweet Symphony" (1997)
#65 Yo La Tengo "Sugarcube" (1997)
#64 Green Day "J.A.R." (1995)
#63 Portishead "Sour Times" (1994)
#62 Beck "Diamond Bollocks" (1998)
#61 Screaming Trees "Nearly Lost You" (1992)

#60 My Bloody Valentine "Only Shallow" (1991)
#59 Smashing Pumpkins "Cupid De Locke" (1995)
#58 Pearl Jam "State Of Love And Trust" (1992)
#57 A Tribe Called Quest "Bonita Applebum" (1990)
#56 Janet Jackson "That's The Way Love Goes" (1993)
#55 The Notorious B.I.G. "Juicy" (1994)
#54 Nirvana "Radio Friendly Unit Shifter" (1993)
#53 The Cure "End" (1992)
#52 Jimmy Eat World "Lucky Denver Mint" (1999)
#51 Pixies "Velouria" (1990)

#50 Weezer "El Scorcho" (1996)
#49 Gin Blossoms "Hey Jealousy" (1992)
#48 Wu-Tang Clan "C.R.E.A.M." (1993)
#47 Blur "Coffee + TV" (1999)
#46 Jawbox "Savory" (1994)
#45 Dr. Octagon "Blue Flowers" (1996)
#44 Beastie Boys "Sabotage" (1994)
#43 Depeche Mode "Personal Jesus" (1990)
#42 Wu-Tang Clan "Triumph" (1997)
#41 Nirvana "Lithium" (1991)

#40 Megadeth "Holy Wars...The Punishment Due" (1990)
#39 Genius/GZA "Liquid Swords" (1995)
#38 Eric B & Rakim "Let The Rhythm Hit 'Em" (1990)
#37 Smashing Pumpkins "Cherub Rock" (1993)
#36 Ginuwine "Pony" (1996)
#35 Ice Cube "It Was A Good Day" (1992)
#34 Deee-Lite "Groove Is In The Heart" (1990)
#33 Nirvana "Smells Like Teen Spirit" (1991)
#32 Built To Spill "I Would Hurt A Fly" (1997)
#31 Pavement "Cut Your Hair" (1994)

#30 Dr. Dre "Nuthin' But A 'G' Thang" (1992)
#29 Smashing Pumpkins "1979" (1995)
#28 LL Cool J "Mama Said Knock You Out" (1990)
#27 Raekwon "Ice Cream" (1995)
#26 Weezer "Falling For You" (1996)
#25 Jeff Buckley "Last Goodbye" (1994)
#24 Nas "The World Is Yours" (1994)
#23 Radiohead "Airbag" (1997)
#22 Nirvana "Scentless Apprentice" (1993)
#21 Beastie Boys "So Whatcha Want" (1992)

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3492349/Bullies-hurt-me-and-I-cried-Im-only-13-But-now-Im-working-on-an-album-to-prove-them-wrong

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3492349/Bullies-hurt-me-and-I-cried-Im-only-13-But-now-Im-working-on-an-album-to-prove-them-wrong.html

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The Sun joined her in the studio near her home in Orange County, California, as she began recording her next track - text-messaging themed anthem "LOL." New song "LOL" is in a similar vein, with the chorus, "BFF you make me LOL", meaning best friend forever you make me laugh out loud.

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90's Jams #21: Beastie Boys "So Whatcha Want" (1992)

The word "frustrating" comes to mind when assessing the B-Boys' musical adventures as a whole. On one hand, the stuff that gets played on the radio most often is complete horseshit. On the other, making a mix CD out of their 20 best songs would reveal some outstanding hardcore punkrock and strangely compelling hiphop, although it's difficult for some people to move past the aura of whiny adolescent drunken frat-boys. At least for one album - Check Your Head - they wisely transitioned from beer to weed. Turns out Money Mark was the organ player on "So Whatcha Want," and it somehow ended up being the best thing they ever sampled. And even better, their lyrical flow was at its peak for this album (surpassing the very good but slightly overrated Paul's Boutique). And the hugeness of those drums... This song should be played at every party ever. If the DJ refuses to play this, leave.

P.S. I've been searching for Mike D's New York Knicks shirt for the past 10 years to no avail. Any help on this would be appreciated.

fucking pearl jam (nostalgia posting)

Normally we try not to date ourselves quite this much, as it does seem kind of lame to write extensively about Pearl Jam while in the midst of a 90's countdown, a list that is NOT (necessarily) based around nostalgia, although readers are probably assuming that it is.. (Maybe if these imaginary "readers" might leave a few comments we would have a better idea..)

Whatever.. Today I was mostly bedsick, and during the waking hours experienced between 10AM and 12PM, I ended up getting nostalgic after reading through today's Pitchfork review of Pearl Jam's 2nd and 3rd albums. When I was Rebecca Black's age, I listened to a LOT of Pearl Jam, especially these 2 records. (I was never much of a Ten fan. Too much reverb.) After waking up at 5PM and feeling better, I drove to get soup from a faraway deli/grocery place and decided to review Vs. and Vitalogy after not hearing them since at least 7 or 8 years ago.


On its release date, Pearl Jam wisely decided to change the title from Five Against One (horrible) to a self-titled album to Vs.. It was the first album I bought on its release date, and I ended up with the self-titled version. In Utero was released 5 weeks earlier, and due to being 13 and misguided, Vs. was still my favorite album of that year, with In Utero coming in 2nd place. I'm not sure how anyone, even while these were both new, could even marginally compare these two records.. SPIN left Vs out of their top 20 albums of 1993, while In Utero came in at #3 (topped by Exile In Guyville and The Chronic).

Also it was supposed to be considered cool that they tried to lessen their celebrity status by refusing to submit promo videos to MTV for three consecutive albums, although they did kick ass performing at the VMA's...


Highlights: "Go" might be the best song on here, and that transition from "Go" into "Animal" is a pretty huge highlight. "Dissident" has always been a favorite, and I was hugely surprised by how frat-boy douchebaggery failed to ruin the goodness of "Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town."

Surprises: "Elderly Woman" was the most pleasant surprise, followed by "Daughter." I was kinda surprised by how much I hated "Glorified G" and "Rats," without question the standout lowpoints of this record.

There's a strange energy that's specific to Vs.. little moments that are hard to find elsewhere, and are NOWHERE to be found in current charting albums, such as the faint "are you guys ready?" at the beginning of "Daughter," the drum and guitar outro at the end of "Blood," the sound of thrown drumsticks hitting a wall at the end of "Rearviewmirror," and the general momentum of songs like "Leash" which would be absolutely horrible if performed by any other band, but in this setting end up kicking serious ass. There's a recurring sound of multiple guitars feeding back all at once, a reminder of the low production quality of this record, especially compared to Ten, a huge part of what gives it this specific energy.

Lowpoints: In Pitchfork's review, they specifically mention "Glorified G" as the dopiest and most embarrassing moment. I didn't believe it since I once enjoyed this song to the point where I considered it one of their best. But they're totally correct. Yuck. Gross. Ew. Ugh. Blech. *vomit noise* *stomach ejection noise* HORRIBULL. "Rats" also sucks but it's kinda fun/lulz to sing along with the line "DON'T SHIT WHERE THEYRE NOT SUPPOSED TO" moments after realizing that line exists... Oh by the way, I have the lyrics to this record almost completely memorized.. Also embarrassing.


I think I bought this one the day after its release date, because I was promised a ride to Lechmere (this was pre-Circuit City) by my dad who was amazed that they actually sold CD's for a then unheard low pricetag of $12.99. A year had passed since Vs and Nirvana and Pearl Jam were still by far my two favorite "current" bands, probably more so at this point than a year earlier. A few weeks later, Pearl Jam broadcast their "Self Pollution Radio" thing which at the time was the coolest thing I had ever heard in my fucking life, and I tried to stay up until 3 in the morning to tape the whole thing, but I ended up falling asleep and missing about half of it.. finally heard the whole thing around 2004-ish after buying the 4-CD set from someone on eBay.

I'm imagining that Pearl Jam specifically pictured someone like myself - then 14-years-old - as their target audience for this show, since "Self Pollution Radio" was the first time I ever heard "Teenage Riot" by Sonic Youth, or anything by Daniel Johnston, The Descendants, Wesley Willis, Outkast (they played "Ain't No Thang" at one point) and dozens of others.

As for Vitalogy, I'm surprised how much I enjoyed it, as there were no lowpoints quite as low "Glorified G" or "Rats."

Highlights: "Corduroy" is without contest the highpoint between either album. "Last Exit" going into "Spin The Black Circle" is yet another strong energetic opening, although not as good as the one on Vs. I've never disliked "Nothingman." "Satan's Bed" wasn't as "guilty pleasure worthy" as I thought it would be. Straight up rock goodness.

Surprises: So many of them... I expected many moments to be way more boring, such as the mysterious creeping kinda texture on "Tremor Christ," or the refrain of "Whipping," or the instrumental "Aye Davanita," or the slow-burner "Immortality." All of these are great songs. The biggest surprise was probably "Bugs" which I assumed I would hate, but I found myself genuinely REALLY enjoying. Pitchfork compared it to Captain Beefhart. There's far FAR more embarrassing moments of 90's rock than the weirdest moments on Vitalogy.

This is yet another huge surprise, but I can't really say that I actively dislike any specific moments on this record. I ended up skipping through "Not For You" because when I was 15 I had to sing it in my high school band at the Monroe Teen Center - our first official show - to a room of about 100 people who were all awkwardly and silently staring at me.. However singing the "FUCK YOU" really loudly, considering their "no swearing" policy, was kinda fun.

Lowpoints: Well I guess I'd have to go with the annoyingly overplayed "Better Man" even though it's not that bad of a song.. My issue with "Better Man" is this lame "legend" people tell where Pearl Jam didn't want to include it on Vs. because it was too accessible or something.. I'm sure the band would never admit it, but I'd bet the delay of "Better Man" was partially due to a record label suggestion, since it enabled them to stretch out the more radio-friendly songs over 2 albums. And if it really was Pearl Jam's idea entirely, I'm sure their label was happy as fuck about it.

Between the 2 albums, I was expecting to consider Vs. the superior record, but really they're pretty equally good... I'll give solid 8 out of 10 for both. Today's Pitchfork review referred to the "legacy" edition, which packages these 2 albums together along with some bonus tracks and a live disc, which makes sense as a package since most of these 2 albums were written concurrently.

EDIT (4/1/11): A second reading through this reveals a long, boring and terrible post.. we promise to avoid this in the future.