Tuesday, August 1, 2017

LIT AF 2016: #100 - 71

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100. Mitski “Once More To See You”
Mitski and Angel Olsen (more Mitski tho) have brought the mid-2010s its eagerly anticipated Tori resurgence. Mitski's recent output sounds like the shit that would have been on Lilith Fair had the festival existed in 1992. In that sense, this sounds way more specifically '90s-retro than any of the vaguely '90s sounding Big Muff guitar bands of the past 5 years.


99. Nails “You Will Never Be One Of Us”

Not never.


98. Weaves “Shithole”


97. Chance The Rapper “All Night”
We never realized Chance is essentially idolized all throughout Chicago, probably more now than any other current rapper. Kanye is global; even back when he felt the most localized, his global ubiquity made true localization seem impossible. Chief Keef always felt localized when profiled in Vice docs and the like, but 2013 was a while ago, and he hasn't truly regained momentum since then. Like many current rappers, Chance is still unsigned and reps locally more than not. Plus, his "Best New Artist" Grammy has brought him one step closer to "beloved" territory - a very exclusive club of extremely famous rappers that include Lauryn Hill, Outkast and a few others. (Kanye is not a beloved rapper. His eligibility disappeared a while ago.) 2017 is Chance's moment, and "All Night" - despite its anti-club anti-label anti-blog subject matter - has been one of Chicago's hottest club bangers of the past year. We've only heard it on NYC's Hot 97 once, but it's a megahit in Chicago, perhaps a sign that a new era of regional hits may be on its way.


96. Bruno Mars “24K Magic”

We once awarded Bruno Mars with our Worst Song Of The Year back in 2011 for "The Lazy Song." And now look at him. All grown up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqyT8IEBkvY

95. Skatebored "Cowboy"
This one refreshes. We know it was intended as a throwaway one-off (featuring members of Jackal Onasis, Ian Sweet and Stove messing around with pro-tools), but "Cowboy" felt like it accidentally captured something very specific about last summer. The band name Skatebored suggests a slacker/stoner approach, and the e-drums give it a uniquely hazy, rave quality, but with way more happy strands of weed than ecstasy pills.


94. YG f/ Kamaiyah & Drake “Why You Always Hatin’”

Doghug.com is for haters only.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkVS79y4p4Y

93. Pinback “Thought Experiment”
Quietly appearing smack in the center of a comp release, this stray track may have gone unnoticed even for Pinback superfans. It's probably a new song and not a throwaway from 2012 or earlier, yet sounding more quintessentially Pinback than almost anything they've released since Autumn Of The Seraphs. When Mom asks "What does Pinback sound like?" you can feel okay playing her this song. Welcome back Rob Crow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbw1LXpBZAc

92. Peaer “I.H.S.Y.A.”


91. Rihanna “Close To You”
Close to Yoohoo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHdQ3dgLgK4

90. Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats "Remember Tomorrow"

Their only 2016 song was a 7-minute Iron Maiden cover from the b-side of "Pusher Man." Bands are more likely to appear in our list when they only release one song per year, and it seems like Uncle Acid is good at this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE_eoY6LyN4

89. Margaret Glaspy “Emotions and Math”



88. Wilco "If I Ever Was a Child"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9WyJMgz9dw

87. Chance The Rapper “No Problem”
Chance's chorus over Brasstracks' production are prepping the world for widespread College Dropout-era nostalgia scheduled for 2021. (Stuff that sounds like "Through The Wire" or Cam'Ron's "Down and Out.") "No Problem" charted decently thanks to Chance's star-power but could have performed just as well (or better) in 2004.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9Nrdqp4kHE

86. Brujeria “Viva Presidente Trump!”
After nearly 25 years of existence, SoCal's finest Spanish-language grindcore band was finally mentioned on prominent music blogs in 2016 thanks to a single they released with the word "Trump" in the title. Go figure. Before instant fact checking was a normal thing, we were skeptical of the kids on the playground who told us that Faith No More's Billy Gould was the bass player for Brujeria throughout the '90s. (To be fair, these were the same kids who started the rumor that Kurt Cobain consumed 4000 calorie breakfasts every day.) However, Wikipedia now confirms it: Billy Gould is responsible for the deeply heavy ass-kicking bass line in the intro of "Mantando Gueros '97" from the Gummo soundtrack CD. '90s grindcore and deathmetal are the true '90s nostalgia bands.


85. YG “Who Shot Me?”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgEDgAWvS6c

84. Jake Tobin “Around”
On September 4, 5 & 6 of 2016, OSR Tapes - the label run by Blanche Blanche Blanche's Zach Phillips - released somewhere between 15 and 20 albums, including releases from Flaming Dragons Of Middle Earth and at least one Chris Weisman reissue. These now take up about 1/3rd of the available distro on their Bandcamp page and are the final tapes that will ever be released by OSR. Jake Tobin's Accidentally On Purpose was one of these, an album that might have otherwise slipped under our radar had it not been for Jake's tenure as bassist during Surface To Air Missive's U.S. tour last November. (Their set included "Around" and an original called "Distance" from their keyboard player's project DISGUISEworks.) The instrumentation and production on the studio version of "Around" resemble early Zappa or Beefhart, but not in the same way those names might suggest. Sure, it has the "wacky carnival" atmosphere, but it's almost strangely smooth and relaxing. Super chill; very pop-minded.


83. Stove "Tiny Gaze"
Krautrock mini-epic.


82. Potty Mouth “Smash Hit”
New subgenre proposal: "Po-Pro" which means "Post-Prozac," or modern loud rock which descends from jaded Gen X like Billy Corgan, Nina Gordon, Scott Lucas (mostly angry songwriters from Chicago). Potty Mouth kinda owns Po-Pro.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHarafMUSak

81. Weezer “King of the World”
It's time for another exciting edition of "Riffin' on Weezer." *canned applause* (No joke. We're extremely qualified for a weekly talk show where we only discuss Weezer things. Podcast CEOs: Our starting pay rates are very reasonable.) Weezer's 2011-2016 era wasn't so bad compared to the devastatingly grating 2004-2010 era. "King Of The World" could have been a decent Maladroit follow-up single. (A lot of people really love "Beverly Hills" for some reason even though it's just kinda okay. "King Of The World" is objectively better.) // Not sure what else to discuss, but we do enjoy this picture of Weezer (minus Rivers and Pat Wilson) accepting an award for "Buddy Holly" at the VMAs in 1995. (We wrote about the '95 VMAs about a year ago and determined it was one of the 2 highlights of that broadcast.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PItvsrYJe1w

80. Deerhoof "Model Behavior"

"Model Behavior" sort of reminds us of the music from an insanely difficult 1989 Nintendo game called The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer. An 8-bit soundcloud version of "Model Behavior" might not sound all that different.


79. Gucci Mane “1st Day Out Tha Feds”
In 1970, John Lennon wrote, recorded, mixed and mastered "Instant Karma!" with Phil Spector over the course of a single day (January 27th). Its 7-inch was released on vinyl 10 days later, February 6th. It reached #3 on the US charts, went platinum by the year's end, has appeared in Nike commercials and is considered among his most revered hit songs.

The events surrounding "1st Day Out Tha Feds" covered even more extreme circumstances. The session for this song began one hour after Gucci Mane was released from 32 months behind bars. Released the following day, the song famously received 900,000 streams within its first 12 hours of release. While this context certainly generates a level of excitement, the song is not a trap banger. Mike Will's production effectively captures Gucci's introspection, reflection and urgency. If the prefix "post-" typically implies "a reaction to ___," it might make sense to label "1st Day Out Tha Feds" as the launch of "post-trap" and the debut of a clear-headed post-prison Gucci publicly expelling all desire to associate with "downright evil" trap life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu13Mmfxctc

78. DNCE “Cake By The Ocean”
There are fewer charting hits now than at any point since the '60s. Placing blame on playlisting is slowly making more and more sense, as Billboard's own "Hot 100" Spotify playlist contains streams that count toward their own chart results. (How is this not a problem again?) And with so few of those charting hits resembling anything that could be described as "fun," it's incredible that wedding bands and bar bands can still add current charting songs that feel reasonably multi-generational to their repertoires. A few weeks ago at a town fair, we heard a cover band begin their set with "24k Magic" and "Cake By The Ocean" (followed by "Rude," "Locked Out Of Heaven," "Uptown Funk" and 3 hours of '70s/'80s covers). Even Mr. Garrison was feeling DNCE this year. Keep the party alive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNjZ8I8qZ5c

77. A Tribe Called Quest “Solid Wall of Sound”
Is this the first time Elton John and Busta Rhymes were on the same song? We should Google this, but we'd rather leave the question open for now.

At his peak, Busta was among the goofiest, most off-center hit-makers of the moment, and we loved him for it. We cracked up the first time we heard "Woo-Haa!" in '96. And even when he took a shot at sex-jams like "What's It Gonna Be?" in '99, they still fit his refreshingly bizarre aesthetic. This was not the same Busta Rhymes from 2011 whose contribution to Chris Brown's "Look At Me Now" was probably the most overrated hiphop verse of that year. In "Look At Me Now," he approached his verse under a superficial "legacy" niche, throwing away the inventiveness that made him so special in favor of painfully uninspired "fast" rapping. Funkmaster Flex took the bait, to say the least, since it was the most overplayed 60-second song-fragment on Hot 97 for at least six months (often played 3 or 4 times in a row).

Now five years later, Busta sticks to a similar "boring and fast" approach. But in "Solid Wall Of Sound," the presence of Tribe encourages unusual hints of quiet, meditative soulfulness, a strange combination which technically fits into the "inventive as fuck" category. All the song's elements seamlessly blend, including Sir Elton John who adds the official stamp of approval to the "Bennie and the Jets" sample with his own guest verse. We didn't even realize it was him, figuring it was some modern R&B crooner who sort of resembled Elton John's voice.


76. Surface To Air Missive “Please No More”
What's the significance of the recorder?

#1 4th Grade. Many schools force their students to learn the recorder in 4th grade. Also back in the '90s, when all of the world's school children were playing "My Country Tis Of Thee" on the recorder, someone swapped out Yoko Ono's sheet music with a different version that included the brown note which made the entire world shit itself.

#2 Frequently used in classic rock to imply a renaissance-themed overtone, the recorder appears prominently in songs like "Ruby Tuesday," "The Fool On The Hill," Simon & Garfunkel's "El Condor Pasa," Jethro Tull's "Mother Goose" and Yes's "Your Move / I've Seen All Good People." It also appears in a distorted and chaotic manner in the outro of Jimi Hendrix's "If 6 Was 9," but arguably its most famous pop usage is in Jimmy Buffet's white-people-gettin-turnt anthem "Margaritaville."

While many (not all, but many) young musicians tend to immerse themselves in classic rock early within their musical discovery, it's interesting that so few (if any) prominent indie bands have championed the recorder prior to Surface To Air Missive. It's possible that recorder appears on some Beirut songs (since their instrumentation is wild enough to include a sousaphone player). But Surface To Air Missive are surely the first modern band to formulate a concept album around this unusual rock instrument, with "Please No More" among its most tasteful and prominent usage.


75. Nocturnal Habits "Good Grief"

Our coveted "Best Band Worst Logo" award goes out to none other than Nocturnal Habits, the long awaited reunion of 2/3's of Unwound. Their first single "Good Grief" sounds like AP Calculus or studying for the SATs. Not necessarily mathy, but college-y for sure. And we LIKE that the logo sucks. It adds character. It's a good thing. Are there any '90s reunions that haven't happened yet? Probably not. We saw that Cap'n Jazz might have announced some dates the other day. But besides them, Unwound might have been the last one. RIP Coachella.


74. Lil B "I Was Born Poor"
The most important Twitter moment of 2016 was obviously Lil B's lifting of the curse last June. Within 12 months, Kevin Durant was awarded the NBA Finals MVP. NOT A COINCIDENCE. Do not fuck with the BasedGod. The saddest aspect of the curse lifting is that now we will probably never get to witness Kevin Durant and Lil B going head-to-head in what would have been the greatest one-on-one basketball game of the century.

We're marginally fascinated with the concept of NBA Players releasing hiphop mixtapes, and we're sorry to report that Kevin Durant's is NOT fire. All emojis associated with KD's rap career would not include any πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ or πŸ’―πŸ’― but rather probably a generous helping of 😭😭😭 and πŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘Ž.

The most infamous NBA rapper of all time is probably Shaquille O'Neal, who scored a handful of charting hits circa 1996 including collaborations with Warren G, Phife Dawg and Biggy. Our favorite Shaq song is probably "Biological Didn't Bother," a blatant rip-off of Tupac's "Dear Mama."

Going into the future, it might not be in Lil B's best interests to spark any beef with Iman Shumpert, the current shooting guard from the Cleveland Cavaliers, who is our pick for probably the most πŸ”₯πŸ’―πŸ”₯πŸ’―πŸ”₯πŸ’― current NBA rapper. Shumpert is a man who can shoot AND rap. So many potential paths. He has quite a career ahead of him, and already can boast mega-jams like "Anarchy" and "21 Shump Street." Clearly, Lil B has chosen his battles wisely. The BasedGod has spoken.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GHFwOXwKdY

73. Radiohead "Burn The Witch"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI2oS2hoL0k

72. Wormed “Eukaryotic Hex Swarm”
The word "Wormed" keeps reminding us of the word "Marooned," which is also the title of what we thought at the time (age 12) was the most disturbing season 1 episode of Ren & Stimpy or any of the more warped Commander HΓΆek and Cadet Stimpy adventures, like the one when their molecules began to dissipate throughout the atmosphere. We want to believe that John K. is a Wormed fan. We really do.


71. Tweet f/ Missy Elliott “Somebody Else Will”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pN17ZnBX1c

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130. David Bowie “Girl Loves Me”
On September 7, 1977, David Bowie taped a performance of "Heroes" on the sixth and final episode of Marc, a weekly musical variety show hosted by Marc Bolan. (The final moments of the episode show David and the members of T.Rex performing a brief instrumental jam above the scrolling credits.)

Four days later on September 11, 1977, Bowie again performed (lipsynched) "Heroes" during a TV taping for Bing Crosby's Merrie Olde Christmas, a special that was mostly forgotten after its initial broadcast but gained infamy during the '80s and '90s after the "Little Drummer Boy / Peace On Earth" duet was released as a commercial single in 1982.

A few hours after the September 7th taping of Marc, the series' 3rd episode was broadcast on BBC featuring a performance from Hawkwind (only months after Lemmy had left the band to form Motorhead). It would be the last episode of Marc to air prior to Bolan's fatal car crash on September 13th. The Bowie episode aired on September 28th, eight days after Bolan's funeral (attended by Bowie and Rod Stewart among others).

Bing Crosby passed away barely a month after his TV taping on October 13th, with the special airing on November 30th.

A sad and eerily chilling coincidence, but a wild one nonetheless: Both moments featured recently deceased TV hosts accompanied by David Bowie himself appearing in person to sing "Heroes." (And none of this has anything to do with "Girl Loves Me.")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDCk1X2S00A

129. Charly Bliss "Turd" / Charly Bliss "Ruby"
Sup Charly.



128. Melkbelly "Elk Mountain"
We didn't actually want to go inside of Dunkin Donuts after drinking that much cough syrup. We just needed a destination, so we simply drove by the parking lot. About 12 kids stood there silently staring at us as we wondered why everything was more difficult than usual. After driving home at 20 mph, we reached for the doorknob but were too dramatically and irrationally anxious about what's on the other side to actually turn it all the way.


127. Wormed “Computronium Pulsar Nanarchy”



126. DJ Luke Nasty “OTW”


125. Witch Hair “Somewhere High”
A few weeks ago this award would have gone to Swim Team (who mysteriously removed their Side A jams from Soundcloud early in 2017). But now Witch Hair have claimed the title of "Best 2016 Song That Is Unavailable To Stream Anywhere." Their Lemonheads-y jam "Somewhere High" was on their Bandcamp earlier this summer, but has since gone the way of Houdini in a poof of smoke. A live video does exist though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSXv2q0UjDQ

124. Cloakroom "Big World"
You know what they say about universes with big worlds.


123. Aphex Twin “CHEETAHT2 [Ld spectrum]”
Any assessment of Cheetah representing RDJ at his "most restrained" deserves reevaluation. Everything on this record is as warped and disorienting as any AFX releases from the '90s, and we're unsure how anything on Cheeetah is more tame than arguably the most pensive ambient song of all time. These damn whippersnapper posers who get paid to write music reviews should maybe consider brushing up on their familiarity beyond "Come To Daddy" and "Windowlicker." We'd grumble further but we'd rather keep at our most restrained behavior.

The song is currently only streamable on Spotify, so instead here's this:


122. BJ The Chicago Kid “Turnin’ Me Up”


121. Stove "Graduate and Congratulate"
The origins of "Graduate and Congratulate" begin years before Ovlov in the band Home Movies, when Stove was influenced by the chill, summery beachy-ness of "The Game Of Love" by Santana featuring Michelle Branch (written by Gregg Alexander from The New Radicals). An unrelated aside, we really need to get our hands on a couple of those Boner Pedals we've been hearing so much about. The kids are abuzz; "Nothing Beats A Boner," they say. We've heard nothing but good things, and probably at least 20 of the bands in Lit As Fuck Mix 2016 really do use them. Not kidding. (This is an unpaid advertisement, by the way. Boner didn't ask us to write this. We were running out of steam, and this picture of Boner on Stove's Facebook page felt inspiring.) These peds make every guitar sound like Jesus Christ himself were shredding from the top of the highest mountain. World Class craftsmanship, hand-made, custom pedals built by Boner. Give em a big old phonecall right now today. Your one-stop shop for all the peds. http://explodinginsoundrecords.limitedrun.com/products/585293-boner-pedals-rams-head-big-muff



120. Future Biff "Redline"
Get ready for some nasty air guitar. "Redline" had the catchiest, most exciting, most urgent and probably overall best guitar solo of the year. Geronimo's split in 2014 seemed like a huge bummer at the time. But the split seems to have inspired newfound musical freedom unlocking what's probably been their most prolific era to date. Every 5 or 6 months, it seems they have a new project with names like Milked or Future Biff. Nothing's changed. Everything's changed.


119. Good Willsmith “A Disease You’ve Probably Never Heard Of Is Killing Kids”
Demons celebrate from deep in the fiery pits of hell. Belly-laughing for hours on end like they just saw Charlie Murphy's "Rick James" sketch for the first time after a series of heavy bong rips, 100,000 crudely shitty little creatures resembling the Iz's from The Maxx surround souls getting drawn-and-quartered in a coliseum setting, busting their guts as the helpless are sucked into the vortex of infinite purgatory.


118. Palberta “Ode To Honey”
On Palberta's previous records, their surrealist elements were an undercurrent. The dreaminess was not as blatant and was only mildly present among their most childlike tendencies, whereas now surrealism seems to have taken over their music completely. They're shooting to unlock the unconscious thoughts of the listener in a hugely conceptual multi-layered blueprint that listeners may partially grasp but can probably only be truly understood by the three songwriters. If their discography (up to this point) represents a linear trajectory aligning with basic human rite-of-passage type moments, "Ode To Honey" is the era when someone might first discover mushrooms - at one with nature and with a renewed sense of perspective.


117. Total Slacker "Olympus Hills"
No one on Youtube has uploaded the song "R.E.M" by Wesley Willis yet or else it would've been embedded here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiaXxqpg-cI

116. Wolf Parade "Floating World"
Boekner's original solo version of "Floating World" never received an official release, but it did appear in some garbage-looking Emma Roberts indie-romcom from 2013. Picking up closer to where they left off than EP4's other 3 new songs, Wolf Parade's full-band arrangement seems like the obvious stand-out. It's the only one presented like the imaginary b-side to 2008's non-existent "The Grey Estates" single (it does kinda sound like "The Grey Estates" with re-written lyrics), or perhaps even more like a secret non-album track from 2005's Apologies To The Queen Mary, if the song were among the few not recorded by Issac Brock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tFBsMOATUM

115. Weaves “Sentence”


114. Lea "The Lorax"

Shooting a round of flame thrower blanks.


113. CupcakKe “Jesus”

Cupcakke jam packs the Cum Cake and Audacious mixtapes with gross-out humor and proudly inventive raunchiness. Just when you think it can't get any more ridiculous, Audacious closes with an awkwardly honest, unironic ode to Christianity. Over a reggaeton beat, she sings "I read my bible / Now Jesus Christ my idol" with the same double-tracking, attitude and cadence applied to tracks like "Spider Man Dick" or "Juicy Coochie."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDoAlmxCRFI

112. Rihanna “Woo” / Rihanna “Pose”
Return To Cookie Mountain is her favorite album (probably). At this point, her stans are ready and loyal enough to follow her to the edge of Hades or balls deep into a completely avant-garde era that will be best understood 15 years from now. We have our hopes up that Anti was her Low and that her next two albums are Rihanna's equivalent to the Berlin trilogy (preferably with Dave Sitak as her Brian Eno).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26eTqNgpUUw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl_uPk4JDt0

111. Vince Staples “War Ready”
The power of Three Stacks. Bold Prediction: Andre 3000 will not release an album on his own or in Outkast at any point before 2020; despite this, his generously dope contributions on guest verses will provide "End of Decade" list makers myriad opportunities for inclusion. (August 2019 is closer than y'all think.)


110. Quttinirpaaq “Dead Birds”
Whoops this is actually 2015.


109. The Avalanches "Colours"
Those time lapse flower-blooming filmstrips from the '60s.


108. Exploded View “No More Parties In The Attic”
The smoke alarm went off on Lynchian fake-'50s cyborg planet. Plot the escape.


107. Two Inch Astronaut "At Risk Student"



106. Soft Fangs “The Air”



105. Lil Yachty "Shoot Out The Roof"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAmtm4Ir0Vk

104. Stove "Mrs. Robertson"



103. 75 Dollar Bill “Beni Said”



102. Flasher “Destroy”


101. Autolux "Brainwasher"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HADVgpRl7jo

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Monday, July 31, 2017

LIT AF 2016: #165 - 131

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165. Weezer “L.A. Girlz”

The Weezer of 2013-2016 is the Weezer that should have existed 1997-2000. And by that, we mean that this era would have been drastically improved with crunchier bass tone and Moog synth counter-melodies on every song. (We're specifically longing for Moog on "L.A. Girlz." A lost opportunity.) Weezer can break up now. RIP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRPnaGzcQbQ

164. Flat Swamp “Don’t Count On Me”
Tambascio's Italian Grill. Intimate locale preparing American & Italian plates, plus thin-crust, hand-tossed pizzas. 1 Dodgingtown Rd, Newtown, CT 06470.


163. Two Inch Astronaut “Personal Life”
The first time we heard "Personal Life," it was preceded by a 30-second a capella 3-part harmony interlude where the title phrase was repeated about 8-10 times. Maybe one day, they will release this version. In the meantime, you can play this song for unironic trucker-hat boss down at the loading docks when he asks "What does that Tool-Wrench Astroboy sound like?"


162. A Giant Dog “Sex & Drugs”


161. Solange "Junie"
The euphoric non-Prince-tribute apex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eURQLyfW0Ms

160. Gary Young “Spit”
Plantman, where you at?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvlhzb00X_E

159. Frank Ocean “Ivy”
The kids can tell when journalists try to coin a trend and fail. For 3 days in August 2016, the phrase "millennial whoop" appeared in a few headlines referring to wordless choruses of oo's or oa's sung to unimaginatively simple major-chord melodies. Since August, no one dared utter this horrendously embarrassing phrase ever again. And what's worse, one of the examples cited by The Guardian and Youtube was Frank Ocean's "Ivy," a genuinely good song that has almost nothing in common with anything else cited -- especially since IT HAS NO CHORUS. The bad example that ruined the hypothesis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dATQf-BjIS8

158. A Tribe Called Quest “Black Spasmodic”
"Black Spasmodic" was the first time we ever heard Backspin 43 (SiriusXM's classic rap station) spin a new song on its release date. And that moment helped further reinforce our confusion regarding the absence of a classic rap station in NYC. Or even better: A "Jack FM" format that primarily celebrates both fresh AND classic Hip-hop, R&B and soul. Hundreds of local businesses in NYC have been patiently longing for this format to help them promote. We're so not kidding.


157. Swim Team “I’m Fine”
2016's 2nd best song about Ken Marino.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_dr2XnJCMk

156. Jackal Onasis “The New Ron”
2016's best song about Ken Marino.



155. Halfsour “Fake Sandwich”
Also known as "Fake News Sandwich." Boston invented college rock: Yay or nay?


154. Kamaiyah "Mo Money Mo Problems"
My man B.I. came down from above. Told me to cool out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVtuzrR44no

153. Lumpy & The Dumpers “I’m Gonna Move To New York”



152. Gucci Mane “Waybach”
FTW you don't really need a publicist for re-branding assistance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu13Mmfxctc

151. Joey Purp "Photobooth"


150. N.O.R.E. “Queens”
We really wanted to comment on the DJ tag in the song's first 10 seconds: "Damn Bushrock, that shit's buttery." We tried Googling this but nothing came up. We were wondering who the voice in the DJ tag belongs to and if he will accept our friend request on Facebook.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y9mcbJca6g

149. PJ Harvey "The Wheel"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ReW0jJkag8

148. Frank Ocean "Pink + White"

https://vimeo.com/184279746

147. Angel Olsen "Sister"
It does kinda plod, but so does sleep paralysis. No Twin Peaks season 3 spoilers PLEASE but we wouldn't be surprised if this showed up in episode one. [Note: This was probably written before the premiere of Twin Peaks' third season.]


146. Nocturnal Habits “Echophilia”
The packaging for Numero Group's intimidatingly enormous series of Unwound reissues seems so rich in aesthetic tastefulness. And now that 2/3's of Unwound have reunited for the Nocturnal Habits LP, we wonder who in God's name approved their logo? We know it's the music that really matters though, so we might just seek a generic vinyl copy with no artwork and drink a beer and rejoice in this sort-of reunion album. Because it might be the closest we ever get to the real thing unless Riot Fest offers them like 50k or some shit.


145. Wrong “Mucilage”
RIYL: Helmet, Pantera, down-tempo Slipknot


144. Foodman “Otonarabi”
Welcome Foodman. We fucked up not including this in Video-Mania 2016 or whatever the fuck it's called.



143. Horse Lords “Truthers”
We already made a Bojack Horselord joke and can't think of anything better.


142. RΓΆyksopp f/ Susanne SundfΓΈr "Never Ever"
Some catchy non-iHeartRadio pop.


141. Field Mouse "Out Of Context"
"Lately, I can't even look at my mother without wanting to stab her repeatedly." Television should never, EVER reboot My So-Called Life. But in the hypothetical universe where this is somehow a good idea, Field Mouse should be somewhere on the soundtrack in one of the scenes where Angela turns up the volume knob on her combination-CD-player-alarm-clock in an effort to rebel against the stronghand of Mom & Dad.


140. Chavez “The Bully Boys”
Now 20 years after Beavis & Butthead's proper series finale, any bands lucky enough to have their video critiqued (even if B&B thought it sucked) should still be asked for a reaction. They're a part of history now. Chavez is a special case, since they're possibly the only instance where Mike Judge now works alongside one of the band members (on Silicon Valley). Dupuis uncovered the story. Clay sez: "I worked at MTV at that time but didn't know Mike. We actually worked with the exact same people when I did those Jimmy the Cabdriver things. So when I saw we were on B&B, I assumed someone had pulled a favor. But then a couple years later, I met Mike through feature writing. I'd written a movie and the executive did Office Space, which Mike was just finishing. And Mike told me no one had put thumbs on the scale. He just saw the video and dug it. Mike always had respect for the Chavez, which is cool because he's a SICK musician. Very, very accomplished stand up bassist. He played in all these very real rockabilly and country bands. He can kind of play anything. Including pedal steel."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBWPU_bBT_A

139. Kitty “Asari Love Song”
Man, fuck your (Kitty) Pryde.


138. Jute Gyte “Palimpsest”
In The Simpsons' episode Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment (S02E13), Bart addressees his Sunday school teacher's lecture about hell asking, "Wouldn't you eventually get used to it, like in the hot tub?" By all accounts, Jute Gyte (also known as The Lord of Bandcamp Blackmetal) and his 2016 output should have placed higher on the Lit As Fuck Mix. But he releases new albums so quickly that the brutality feels samey, even though each new release is truly more insane than the last. If the releases were spread out once every 2 years, we would probably feel differently -- which also means we'll definitely regret this perspective in due time.


137. Kyle Forester “Won’t Go Crazy”
This could be a "Got To Get You Into My Life" type where the muse is Xanax. Although, 1 or 2 lyrics might disprove this idea. Crystal Stilts is Kyle's band, but he now also plays sax and keys in the band Woods. Are they cool? We don't know Woods.


136. Vince Staples “Prima Donna”



135. Schoolboy Q “Black Thoughts”
Blank Face is Schoolboy Q's "fuck the clubs" album. If it's his Cuban Linx, then "Black Thoughts" is his "Heaven And Hell." The golden age is now. [Note: We noticed the clean version cuts out the 2nd half of the word "marijuana."]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiRGvl7H7Y8

134. The Lemon Twigs "These Words"
Their swag suggests the music will sound like BrokenCyde or 3OH!3, but instead "These Words" sounds like a deep cut from Billy Joel's Piano Man or Streetlife Serenade LPs.


133. KING “The Greatest”
Mohammad Ali was/is The Greatest. Also, Elvis Presley (the rock star) was also the greatest. Although Oprah is technically the true "Greatest," if you think about it. Also, please don't forget, LL Cool J's album G.O.A.T. from 2000 probably marked the invention of the GOAT abbreviation. Ladies Love Cool James, so he's definitely a contributor to this Greatest discussion. Wayne Gretsky was "The Great One," indicating that he is great, but is he "the greatest?" These questions and more can be answered in this song. Also, it's kind of amazing that a group called "KING" has a song called "The Greatest." No offense to KING, but their tracklisting reveals some conceited tendencies. Let's take a quick peek:
1. "The Greatest"
2. "Genius"
3. "Idol"
4. "Worship Me"
5. "I Am God"
6. "Thou Shalt Have No Other Gods Before Me"
7. "Guess Who #1 Is? Close, But You're Wrong, It's Actually Me"
8. "In Case You've Been In A Coma For Your Entire Life, I'm Pretty Much Jesus"
9. Bonus Track "All The Small Things" (Blink 182 cover)
[NOTE: Wow, we do not remember writing any of this.]


132. Ruby Haunt "Honey"
Good fan video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhoJhcnH1n4


131. Oranssi Pazuzu “Vasemman Kaden Hierarkia”


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